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Max7857 · 5 June 2025, 01:41 PM

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL!! said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't
know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving

cop414 · 5 June 2025, 08:25 PM

Good one!

brandrea · 5 June 2025, 10:14 PM

Speedbird-1 · 5 June 2025, 11:48 PM

Just read that to the missus…….she had the decency to laugh…..out loud!

ltmgeller · 6 June 2025, 03:52 AM

1William · 6 June 2025, 10:13 PM

That is funny but true.

5 June 2025, 01:41 PM	#1
Max7857 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Florida Watch: AK EXP II SeaQ Posts: 337	Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL!! said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving

5 June 2025, 08:25 PM	#2
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 74,758	Good one! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Night Club Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

6 June 2025, 03:52 AM	#5
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5 June 2025, 10:14 PM	#3
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5 June 2025, 11:48 PM	#4
Speedbird-1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Steve. Location: UK Posts: 6,733	Just read that to the missus…….she had the decency to laugh…..out loud!

6 June 2025, 10:13 PM	#6
1William 2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: North Carolina Watch: Rolex/Others Posts: 50,508	That is funny but true.

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