The Chinese husband......

[Chipmunk]

A single Chinese Chef owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in.

He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon,

the man proposes to her.She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never

had the sex, but I've read about it."He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.On their honeymoon,

the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband.

I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.

The Chef husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"

[figbo]

Originally Posted by Chipmunk

A single Chinese Chef owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in.

He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon,

the man proposes to her.She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never

had the sex, but I've read about it."He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.On their honeymoon,

the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband.

I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.

The Chef husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"

That's low,even from you!

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[JJ Irani]