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limbo · 20 January 2012, 05:31 AM

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools. Your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally we'd hire you without a second thought however a sales representative has a highly visible position and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... we can't hire you".

"But wait" the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms - red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills and stops winking.

"Well" said the interviewer "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!" "Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh that..." he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

blue · 20 January 2012, 05:44 AM

classic

FeelingTheBlues · 20 January 2012, 06:00 AM

Lion · 21 January 2012, 04:44 AM

Very good.....

mitchy · 21 January 2012, 09:19 AM

swatty · 21 January 2012, 12:41 PM

TSW · 22 January 2012, 12:00 AM

:)

Watchcollectables · 23 January 2012, 12:58 AM

excellent!

bgriz · 23 January 2012, 05:36 AM

Chipmunk · 23 January 2012, 10:52 AM

Ultraman · 23 January 2012, 01:14 PM

oneillba · 23 January 2012, 01:22 PM

Reminds me of when I was a kid, aged 16-17 and my first job was at a neighborhood pharmacy. We kept the condoms behind the counter. It was an embarrassing arrangement for both the customers and me, the employee. Geez!

eric23 · 24 January 2012, 01:09 AM

20 January 2012, 05:31 AM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Winking Problem A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools. Your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally we'd hire you without a second thought however a sales representative has a highly visible position and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... we can't hire you". "But wait" the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms - red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills and stops winking. "Well" said the interviewer "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!" "Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" "Oh that..." he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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oneillba "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Hamilton, MI USA Watch: My beloved TT DJ Posts: 3,831	Reminds me of when I was a kid, aged 16-17 and my first job was at a neighborhood pharmacy. We kept the condoms behind the counter. It was an embarrassing arrangement for both the customers and me, the employee. Geez! __________________ My Trusty TT DJ

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