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Goodwatch · 23 August 2005, 08:21 AM

Q. Why are Rolex S.A. so successful in selling watches?
A. Because the founder was a very clever businessman who had a huge talent in understanding what the public wanted. In fact, one could call Rolex the best example of brilliant advertising of all times. The watches, although very well constructed, are noting special. No complications, no intricate manual assembly and no special finish of the movements. In fact, the founder was nor a watchmaker, nor Swiss.

Q. If I buy a Rolex, do I buy a hot air balloon?
A. If you buy a fake, yes. If you buy the real deal, no. But this all depends on your own perception of what is important. Rolex have become a class of it’s own but with some treats that still puzzle me. However, this all can be traced back to the founder’s philosophy. If the public wants diamond encrusted platinum Super Presidents because they are expensive, they give the public those very ‘bling’ watches which I hate so much.

Q. I am an amateur diver, should I buy a Submariner?
A. Yes, but only if you have a ‘thing’ going on for Rolex. Otherwise, buy a Citizen Pro Master and a decent dive computer and spend the rest of the money on other diving gear or a nice present for your spouse. (To soften her or him up for your Sub purchase).

Q. My colleagues think my Rolex is a fake, what can I do to convince them it is not?
A. Bet your month’s wages that it is real because you can prove it. That is what I did. (Actually, just bet 200 bucks because the other guy backed off right away. I could have made a nice tip then!).

Q. Why should I buy a Rolex anyway, there are so many fine watches nowadays?
A. Why are you on this forum then? Just kidding. This question is almost impossible to answer. Why a BMW and not a Mercedes? Why an Omas and not a Montblanc? Well, Rolexes are sturdy and dependable. They can be serviced all around the world. They keep their value pretty well. But it is your choice. You either love them or hate them.

Q. Why are Rolexes so expensive and become more expensive every year?
A. As long as there are waiting lists for Rolexes, this will remain. (Clever marketing, remember?).

Q. What is the most beautiful Rolex?
A. The current Submariner Date, with the Sea-Dweller a good second.

Disclaimer: all answers are derived from the author’s biased opinion about Rolex watches. And the fact that he is opening his fourth can of Heineken.

Take care,

Frans.

JJ Irani · 23 August 2005, 10:02 AM

Good one, Frans; but if we are talking about beauty this one is still the best

dman · 23 August 2005, 12:27 PM

Baldie, why did you have to ruin a perfectly good thread??

JJ Irani · 23 August 2005, 01:42 PM

This time it's WANKER, you TOSSER!!!

dman · 23 August 2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

This time it's WANKER, you TOSSER!!!

ROTF!!

padi56 · 23 August 2005, 04:55 PM

JJ the hijacker kid strikes again,oops must not say that word, good post Frans.

23 August 2005, 08:21 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Alternative FAQ Q. Why are Rolex S.A. so successful in selling watches? A. Because the founder was a very clever businessman who had a huge talent in understanding what the public wanted. In fact, one could call Rolex the best example of brilliant advertising of all times. The watches, although very well constructed, are noting special. No complications, no intricate manual assembly and no special finish of the movements. In fact, the founder was nor a watchmaker, nor Swiss. Q. If I buy a Rolex, do I buy a hot air balloon? A. If you buy a fake, yes. If you buy the real deal, no. But this all depends on your own perception of what is important. Rolex have become a class of it’s own but with some treats that still puzzle me. However, this all can be traced back to the founder’s philosophy. If the public wants diamond encrusted platinum Super Presidents because they are expensive, they give the public those very ‘bling’ watches which I hate so much. Q. I am an amateur diver, should I buy a Submariner? A. Yes, but only if you have a ‘thing’ going on for Rolex. Otherwise, buy a Citizen Pro Master and a decent dive computer and spend the rest of the money on other diving gear or a nice present for your spouse. (To soften her or him up for your Sub purchase). Q. My colleagues think my Rolex is a fake, what can I do to convince them it is not? A. Bet your month’s wages that it is real because you can prove it. That is what I did. (Actually, just bet 200 bucks because the other guy backed off right away. I could have made a nice tip then!). Q. Why should I buy a Rolex anyway, there are so many fine watches nowadays? A. Why are you on this forum then? Just kidding. This question is almost impossible to answer. Why a BMW and not a Mercedes? Why an Omas and not a Montblanc? Well, Rolexes are sturdy and dependable. They can be serviced all around the world. They keep their value pretty well. But it is your choice. You either love them or hate them. Q. Why are Rolexes so expensive and become more expensive every year? A. As long as there are waiting lists for Rolexes, this will remain. (Clever marketing, remember?). Q. What is the most beautiful Rolex? A. The current Submariner Date, with the Sea-Dweller a good second. Disclaimer: all answers are derived from the author’s biased opinion about Rolex watches. And the fact that he is opening his fourth can of Heineken. Take care, Frans. __________________ Member# 127

23 August 2005, 10:02 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Good one, Frans; but if we are talking about beauty this one is still the best __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 August 2005, 12:27 PM	#3
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Baldie, why did you have to ruin a perfectly good thread?? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

23 August 2005, 01:42 PM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	This time it's WANKER, you TOSSER!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 August 2005, 04:55 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,004	JJ the hijacker kid strikes again,oops must not say that word, good post Frans. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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