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Old 3 September 2010, 10:23 AM   #1
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More Blonde Jokes

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

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Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's white-out on the screen.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Old 3 September 2010, 10:48 AM   #3
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Thanks, I needed a few laughs...
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Old 3 September 2010, 10:54 AM   #4
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Old 3 September 2010, 12:03 PM   #5
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Some good ones!!
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Old 3 September 2010, 06:36 PM   #7
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The 3rd and the 6th one are winner! Cheers for that.... ;)
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Yikes!!!
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