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Old 23 February 2011, 09:31 AM   #1
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:33 AM   #2
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:33 AM   #3
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:34 AM   #4
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:35 AM   #5
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:36 AM   #6
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France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:36 AM   #7
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Old 23 February 2011, 09:37 AM   #8
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:16 AM   #9
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Probably could happen.
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:17 AM   #10
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:18 AM   #11
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Wouldn't surprise me any. One of the reasons for the fall of Dien Bein Phu was that so many French ran out to the jungle.
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:19 AM   #12
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:19 AM   #13
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The good old days.
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:20 AM   #14
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
If the tree huggers get what they want.
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:21 AM   #15
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Well, what can we say.
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Old 23 February 2011, 10:22 AM   #16
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Luckily for me I won't be around in 2059.
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Old 25 February 2011, 05:08 AM   #20
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