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21 September 2011, 01:48 AM | #1 |
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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21 September 2011, 02:00 AM | #2 |
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language
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21 September 2011, 02:11 AM | #3 |
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried. EVER! Every Night the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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21 September 2011, 02:12 AM | #4 |
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21 September 2011, 02:14 AM | #5 |
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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21 September 2011, 04:34 AM | #6 |
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
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21 September 2011, 09:30 AM | #7 |
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21 September 2011, 10:09 AM | #8 |
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Superman wears Chuck Norris' pajamas
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22 September 2011, 07:02 AM | #9 |
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Chuck Norris is a Dorklehead.
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22 September 2011, 12:59 PM | #10 |
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One time Chuck Norris opened a can o' Whoopass. He found a mirror in it.
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24 September 2011, 01:13 PM | #11 |
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over for speeding.
Chuck Norris let him off with a warning. |
24 September 2011, 02:52 PM | #12 |
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated "R" for extreme violence!
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27 September 2011, 12:25 AM | #14 |
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29 September 2011, 07:11 AM | #15 |
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1 October 2011, 01:44 AM | #16 |
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Even his pets kick ass!
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1 October 2011, 01:50 AM | #17 |
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Chuck Norris makes Rolex prices go down when he wants to.
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31 October 2011, 02:05 AM | #18 |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, anesthesia was applied to the doctors. Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody. |
31 October 2011, 02:12 AM | #19 |
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when chuck norris jumps in the ocean,
he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris.
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when chuck norris is going to apply for the morgage, in fact morgage apply for chuck norris
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31 October 2011, 04:24 AM | #21 |
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Chuck Norris is the only Texas Ranger who wasn't crying Friday night.
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16 December 2011, 06:21 AM | #22 |
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If Chuck Norris is so awesome, he would show up at my house and slam my face on the keyboanuyntuytT/&%$&$&%uyyykgfkyu
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17 December 2011, 12:09 AM | #23 |
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
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17 December 2011, 12:37 AM | #24 |
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This could never happerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhkfiywhjy4iiiiiiiggggggggg gg
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17 December 2011, 12:52 AM | #25 |
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17 December 2011, 12:56 AM | #26 |
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. |
19 December 2011, 08:28 AM | #27 |
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Chuck Norris Can make it to the gate before your dog
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20 December 2011, 07:39 PM | #28 |
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funny!
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:)
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