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11 November 2005, 03:56 AM

What do you think guys? With his loyalty to the brand... no make that

BLIND FAITH

No one on the web exudes more love for the brand than the bald kiwi loon.

So I say we all petition Rolex's head office with letters and emails ordering their marketing department to create an advert featuring JJ.

Who could say no to a Rolex with this guy as the spokesperson?

JJ Irani · 11 November 2005, 03:59 AM

Thank you, Johnny....I'll settle for one of these by way of Royalty payments.

JJ

BruceS · 11 November 2005, 04:12 AM

I'm in, but is that head office as in front or toilet?

JJ Irani · 11 November 2005, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceS

I'm in, but is that head office as in front or toilet?

I know it's a banned word on this forum, but I have to say it in this case...WANKER!!!

BruceS · 11 November 2005, 04:17 AM

Thank you. Thank you very much. Elvis has left the room

Goodwatch · 11 November 2005, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

What do you think guys? With his loyalty to the brand... no make that

BLIND FAITH

No one on the web exudes more love for the brand than the bald kiwi loon.

So I say we all petition Rolex's head office with letters and emails ordering their marketing department to create an advert featuring JJ.

Who could say no to a Rolex with this guy as the spokesperson?

Yes! JJ, I'll become your agent, just sign on the dotted line please. No need to read the fine print, trust me.

Frans.

11 November 2005, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Yes! JJ, I'll become your agent, just sign on the dotted line please. No need to read the fine print, trust me.

Frans.

Um, Frans, you'll have to get in line. Since it was my idea, I get to manage JJ's career as the Rolex spokesperson. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the guys here get a Rolex as part of JJ's contract. JJ said he wouldn't mind bypassing on payment in lieu of watches for all his buddies.

Goodwatch · 11 November 2005, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Um, Frans, you'll have to get in line. Since it was my idea, I get to manage JJ's career as the Rolex spokesperson. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the guys here get a Rolex as part of JJ's contract. JJ said he wouldn't mind bypassing on payment in lieu of watches for all his buddies.

It was your idea but I thought it out.

Step aside 'buddy'.

JJ, now is a good time to remember who your real friends are. We'll discuss my fee at that fine restaurant and drinks are on me!

Frans.

P.S. For the meal we'll go Dutch, OK? And restrict your drinking please, one glass of tap water per person should just about cut it.

Uncle-AJ · 11 November 2005, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Um, Frans, you'll have to get in line. Since it was my idea, I get to manage JJ's career as the Rolex spokesperson. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the guys here get a Rolex as part of JJ's contract. JJ said he wouldn't mind bypassing on payment in lieu of watches for all his buddies.

Don't forget, I worked for him for a short time before getting sacked. He doesn't pay his employees.

11 November 2005, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Don't forget, I worked for him for a short time before getting sacked. He doesn't pay his employees.

That's true... lets put him out there as spokeman, don't give him even a SD screwdriver... but we all get watches.

That's fair and that would likely be the Rolex way of doing it too.

dman · 11 November 2005, 07:17 AM

I voted for you to get off the crack pipe!! Let me see JJ's mug or say Sharapova, I vote for not JJ.

11 November 2005, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

I voted for you to get off the crack pipe!! Let me see JJ's mug or say Sharapova, I vote for not JJ.

So who's the other person who voted me off crack?

dman · 11 November 2005, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

So who's the other person who voted me off crack?

Maybe I hit the button so hard it counted it twice.

11 November 2005, 07:26 AM

The amazing thing is... no one has voted NO.

I guess we're all hoping to profit from JJ's appearances.

Goodwatch · 11 November 2005, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

Maybe I hit the button so hard it counted it twice.

Classic example of a hijack.

Yet again! Someone will get a Doctorate over this, I swear!

What material for a thesis. Oh gawd we are pathetic

Frans.

dman · 11 November 2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Classic example of a hijack.

Yet again! Someone will get a Doctorate over this, I swear!

What material for a thesis. Oh gawd we are pathetic

Frans.

Hey you monkey, I was answering the gentelmans question that started this poll. He is mad that more people don't want him to get off crack.

Goodwatch · 11 November 2005, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dman

Hey you monkey,

OK, cowboy, now you've hurt my feelings!

But as long as you don't hurt my wallet that's fine by me.

(Dutch saying).

What WAS the subject of this thread again?

Frans.

11 November 2005, 07:42 AM

I voted yes. Hell, if they can bring forth a monstrosity like the leopard Daytona into the world and still sleep at night, having JJ in an ad would be easy.........

In other words, they can get away with all kinds of shite, so no problem!!

Well JJ, you can't say we aren't talking about you now.......

BruceS · 11 November 2005, 08:04 AM

Can anyone actually "manage" JJ?

Gedanken · 11 November 2005, 08:56 AM

Well, all depends on how you define "manage" I suppose. You just put him in one of those kitty-carrier boxes, point the door in the right direction before unlatching it, and then stand well back.

mailman · 11 November 2005, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomic

Um, Frans, you'll have to get in line. Since it was my idea, I get to manage JJ's career as the Rolex spokesperson. But don't worry, I'll make sure all the guys here get a Rolex as part of JJ's contract. JJ said he wouldn't mind bypassing on payment in lieu of watches for all his buddies.

I'll take a Plat/SS Ym

mailman · 11 November 2005, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceS

Can anyone actually "manage" JJ?

Maybe an organ grinder can. They do pretty well with monkeys.

Gedanken · 11 November 2005, 11:27 AM

Too late, guys - it's been done already:

BruceS · 11 November 2005, 11:36 AM

BRAVO!! That's brilliant and should be printed and framed

Gedanken · 11 November 2005, 11:39 AM

I'd like to say that I wasn't giggling myself stupid when it did it, but I'd be lying.

dman · 11 November 2005, 12:34 PM

James that is AWESOME!!!

Gedanken · 11 November 2005, 12:47 PM

Amazing what you can do a computer these days, isn't it? I can't wait till JJ logs on.

dman · 11 November 2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gedanken

Amazing what you can do a computer these days, isn't it? I can't wait till JJ logs on.

Expect a Skype, LOL!!!

Gedanken · 11 November 2005, 01:33 PM

I'll consider myself lucky if that's all I get from JJ!

pensivedoc · 11 November 2005, 03:56 PM

F***ing Awesome!!!

View Poll Results: Should we petition Rolex to put JJ in a print advertisement?
Yes	11	61.11%
No	0	0%
Only after he gets the TT Daytona	2	11.11%
Atomic, stop smoking crack!	5	27.78%
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11 November 2005, 03:56 AM	#1
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	JJ in a Rolex Advertisement? What do you think guys? With his loyalty to the brand... no make that BLIND FAITH No one on the web exudes more love for the brand than the bald kiwi loon. So I say we all petition Rolex's head office with letters and emails ordering their marketing department to create an advert featuring JJ. Who could say no to a Rolex with this guy as the spokesperson?

11 November 2005, 03:59 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Thank you, Johnny....I'll settle for one of these by way of Royalty payments. JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 November 2005, 07:17 AM	#11
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	I voted for you to get off the crack pipe!! Let me see JJ's mug or say Sharapova, I vote for not JJ. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

11 November 2005, 08:56 AM	#20
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Well, all depends on how you define "manage" I suppose. You just put him in one of those kitty-carrier boxes, point the door in the right direction before unlatching it, and then stand well back. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

11 November 2005, 04:12 AM	#3
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	I'm in, but is that head office as in front or toilet?

11 November 2005, 04:17 AM	#5
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Thank you. Thank you very much. Elvis has left the room

11 November 2005, 07:26 AM	#14
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	The amazing thing is... no one has voted NO. I guess we're all hoping to profit from JJ's appearances.

11 November 2005, 07:42 AM	#18
---- Guest Posts: n/a	I voted yes. Hell, if they can bring forth a monstrosity like the leopard Daytona into the world and still sleep at night, having JJ in an ad would be easy......... In other words, they can get away with all kinds of shite, so no problem!! Well JJ, you can't say we aren't talking about you now.......

11 November 2005, 08:04 AM	#19
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Can anyone actually "manage" JJ?

11 November 2005, 11:27 AM	#23
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Too late, guys - it's been done already: __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

11 November 2005, 11:36 AM	#24
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	BRAVO!! That's brilliant and should be printed and framed

11 November 2005, 11:39 AM	#25
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	I'd like to say that I wasn't giggling myself stupid when it did it, but I'd be lying. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

11 November 2005, 12:34 PM	#26
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	James that is AWESOME!!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

11 November 2005, 12:47 PM	#27
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Amazing what you can do a computer these days, isn't it? I can't wait till JJ logs on. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

11 November 2005, 01:33 PM	#29
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	I'll consider myself lucky if that's all I get from JJ! __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

11 November 2005, 03:56 PM	#30
pensivedoc "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 307	F***ing Awesome!!!

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