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jasonbellevue · 27 February 2008, 01:52 PM

Chastity Belt

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

JJ Irani · 27 February 2008, 04:43 PM

jmjm · 27 February 2008, 05:09 PM

Any joke that involves a "Chastity Belt" is always hilarious......

frostie · 27 February 2008, 08:21 PM

mdx77 · 28 February 2008, 10:03 AM

bgriz · 28 February 2008, 01:36 PM

Pop Alexandra · 21 January 2021, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonbellevue

Chastity Belt

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

Ha, ha :)) One of the my favorite jokes of all times.

ltmgeller · 22 January 2021, 12:26 PM

BNA/LION · 22 January 2021, 01:18 PM

donas · 22 January 2021, 01:45 PM

Wow, this has to be a record for a resurrected post! I had to do a double take seeing JJ as the first response. This joke has been on TRF longer than I have.

27 February 2008, 01:52 PM	#1
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	Chastity Belt Chastity Belt A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks. "You gave me the wrong key!" __________________

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