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padi56 · 19 July 2005, 06:59 PM

Must remember this one guys
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a it love?' ....And she's always sound asleep."works every time.

JJ Irani · 20 July 2005, 04:41 AM

wildsidemtb · 28 April 2010, 11:38 PM

Sounds familar

Lion · 28 April 2010, 11:58 PM

Very funny!!!

idk01 · 29 April 2010, 12:52 AM

pz93c · 29 April 2010, 12:53 AM

figbo · 29 April 2010, 12:55 AM

True indeed!

chrislkb · 1 May 2010, 11:55 PM

rfknauss · 2 May 2010, 03:35 AM

scooba · 6 May 2024, 03:18 AM

The old ones are the best

ZOOK · 6 May 2024, 07:19 AM

ltmgeller · 6 May 2024, 11:32 AM

19 July 2005, 06:59 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,965	Late Home. Must remember this one guys Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a it love?' ....And she's always sound asleep."works every time. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 July 2005, 04:41 AM	#2
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