The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Watch Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 4 June 2024, 02:18 AM   #1
padi56
"TRF" Life Patron
 
padi56's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
Posts: 52,634
True Strange Facts

1.The penalty for masturbation in some parts of Indonesia is decapitation.(Suppose its Much worse than "going blind!")

2.There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

3.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know quite a few people like that.)

4.Starfish don't have brains.
(And I know some people like that too)

5.And, the best for last.Turtles can breathe through their arses.

(I know people quite a few who can talk through theirs!)
__________________

ICom Pro3

All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only.

"The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever."
Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again.

www.mc0yad.club

Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
padi56 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 4 June 2024, 04:01 AM   #2
ltmgeller
2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
 
ltmgeller's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Real Name: Mike
Location: New York
Watch: Rolex
Posts: 21,805
Interesting facts. Thanks for posting.
__________________
Oh, look at the time...
Official Member: 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas International GTG 2019
ltmgeller is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 4 June 2024, 04:06 AM   #3
Bazil
2024 Pledge Member
 
Bazil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2022
Real Name: Bazil Brush
Location: Star Gazing
Watch: Any Daytona
Posts: 2,638
Quote:
Originally Posted by padi56 View Post

3.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know quite a few people like that.)

4.Starfish don't have brains.
(And I know some people like that too)

5.And, the best for last.Turtles can breathe through their arses.

(I know people quite a few who can talk through theirs!)
Don't put yourself down ....
__________________
<a href=https://ibb.co/P5C6k8z target=_blank>https://ibb.co/P5C6k8z</a>
One day, it just stops ticking, so enjoy every second
If you have no enemies, you have no character. Taking a stand always creates opposition.
Paul Newman
Bazil is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 4 June 2024, 11:38 AM   #4
AzPaul
2024 Pledge Member
 
AzPaul's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Real Name: Paul
Location: Tucson, Az
Watch: Rolex 1501
Posts: 13,345
Quote:
Originally Posted by padi56 View Post
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Gonna have to call BS on that 'law'.
__________________
Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender
AzPaul is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 4 June 2024, 02:09 PM   #5
Andad
2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member
 
Andad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Real Name: Eddie
Location: Australia
Watch: A few.
Posts: 37,155
Guam is not a country. It is a part of the USA.

But still quite funny for an urban legend Peter.
__________________
E

Andad is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Asset Appeal

My Watch LLC

OCWatches

Tempomat

DavidSW Watches

Wrist Aficionado

Coronet

Takuya Watches


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.