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What did the bald man say when he got a comb on his birthday?
Thanks very much, I'll never part with it.
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What has five toes and is not your foot?…..My foot.
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn’t press your luck. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Not a fan of Civil War jokes
They're General Lee not funny
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We were so poor when we were kids, one Christmas my Dad wrapped up an empty box & told me it was an Action Man deserter,,,,
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What do you call a Gorilla with no ears?
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They slash them. |
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My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.
I’d hate to get sucked into something like that. |
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I have an EpiPen.
My best friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. |
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How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?
“My fault” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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What happens with orions belt collides with the big dipper?
Star Wars |
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why are they called french fries when they are fried in grease. (greece)
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What do you call a Hippo with one leg ?
A Hoppo ….
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Best jokes I heard in a while.
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Senior Randall - currently in your fine country, Rio Grande …. 600km from Antarctica … and trust me it’s bloomin freezing ..
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My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with the chainsaw anymore.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All others are weekdays. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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What's the difference between an earth burger and a space burger?
One's a little meteor
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What do you call a cowardly chicken?
A chicken
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I know the forum has an English-only policy, but I think this one was too funny not to share. (What's the old saying about better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission lol)
"Donde vive Bruce Lee?" "AYAAA!!!!" |
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What brand of trainers (sneakers) do chickens wear ?
Ree-bok-bokbok …
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My boy asked if I'd tell him about the eclipse.
I said "No son". |
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Just found my wife’s Tinder profile online. I have had it with her lies. She is not fun to be around!
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet. |
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