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mtrunner · 18 February 2011, 02:24 AM

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!"

The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

Now the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!"

The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."

MonBK · 18 February 2011, 02:27 AM

HaHa...:)

Chipmunk · 18 February 2011, 03:56 AM

Route 66 · 18 February 2011, 04:00 AM

Art 1 · 18 February 2011, 09:03 AM

MortgageGuy · 18 February 2011, 01:32 PM

And how true it is

seand442 · 18 February 2011, 01:58 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^
What he said.

Dr. Robert · 18 February 2011, 02:51 PM

sad

swatty · 18 February 2011, 07:22 PM

The funniest jokes are true

limbo · 19 February 2011, 06:05 AM

TRW · 19 February 2011, 06:50 AM

mjclark32 · 19 February 2011, 06:51 AM

hahaahah

Lion · 25 February 2011, 05:16 AM

Very good!!!

18 February 2011, 02:24 AM	#1
mtrunner 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Gary Location: Bozeman, MT Watch: 126508 Paul Newman Posts: 7,827	Wedding Day Smile A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!" The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." Now the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited!" The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."

18 February 2011, 03:56 AM	#3
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18 February 2011, 01:32 PM	#6
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18 February 2011, 01:58 PM	#7
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