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mtrunner · 11 February 2011, 01:08 AM

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms.

She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.

Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.

After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.

Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris."

Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"

Numismatist · 11 February 2011, 01:22 AM

:chuckl e:

MonBK · 11 February 2011, 01:25 AM

:)

Dr. Robert · 11 February 2011, 03:06 AM

mike · 11 February 2011, 03:08 AM

Art 1 · 11 February 2011, 07:45 AM

Andad · 11 February 2011, 08:26 AM

I'm looking forward to old age.

any smart remarks will be severely dealt with.

bulldogdaddy · 11 February 2011, 10:49 AM

TRW · 11 February 2011, 10:52 AM

blackmsport · 11 February 2011, 01:16 PM

Woohoo

rfknauss · 12 February 2011, 06:09 AM

unclesallie · 12 February 2011, 07:04 AM

1675-David · 12 February 2011, 08:01 AM

arf arf arf...

Route 66 · 12 February 2011, 09:36 AM

wolfman25 · 12 February 2011, 11:40 AM

Good one.

johnbeth · 12 February 2011, 05:27 PM

Nice!!

swatty · 12 February 2011, 05:40 PM

Lion · 1 March 2011, 12:40 AM

Very funny!!!

Rebel · 1 March 2011, 02:01 AM

11 February 2011, 01:08 AM	#1
mtrunner 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Gary Location: Bozeman, MT Watch: 126508 Paul Newman Posts: 7,827	The Wedding Night At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night. After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more. Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris." Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"

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