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padi56 · 17 November 2011, 09:13 PM

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does nothing…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

MonBK · 17 November 2011, 09:15 PM

;)

Cru Jones · 17 November 2011, 09:59 PM

johnbeth · 17 November 2011, 10:01 PM

mitchy · 17 November 2011, 11:27 PM

Art 1 · 18 November 2011, 01:46 AM

mjclark32 · 18 November 2011, 01:58 AM

hahaha

donas · 18 November 2011, 03:06 AM

Good One!!

FeelingTheBlues · 18 November 2011, 04:28 AM

Pep04 · 18 November 2011, 04:31 AM

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSW · 18 November 2011, 06:32 AM

brkanand · 29 November 2011, 10:53 AM

Well said..hhaha!!

toph · 29 November 2011, 11:02 AM

hahahahaha ! genius!

SWIMPRUF · 29 November 2011, 10:22 PM

steelers · 30 November 2011, 10:19 AM

Very good!

Route 66 · 1 December 2011, 01:18 AM

eric23 · 1 December 2011, 06:40 AM

17 November 2011, 09:13 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,983	Swishing... A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around." The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water does nothing…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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