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padi56 · 19 November 2011, 08:59 PM

A man went to Harley Street in London, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the Clerk for details.

The Clerk pulled up the file and read:

"This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub
in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”

Then she told him “The annual salary is £65,000 and if you're interested, you'll have to go to Manchester."

"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is thought it was here in London?".

She answered it is Sir, "But that's where the end of the queue is..."

MonBK · 19 November 2011, 09:06 PM

:)

MoBe · 19 November 2011, 09:24 PM

Hee hee !

TSW · 20 November 2011, 05:59 AM

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brkanand · 30 November 2011, 08:59 AM

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19 November 2011, 08:59 PM	#1
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