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Old 9 December 2011, 04:20 AM   #1
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Drunk man sms

A drunk man send a sms to his wife from the bar...

My darling, I'll arrive home in half an hour, if I don't arrive...read it again.

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Old 9 December 2011, 04:38 AM   #2
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Old 9 December 2011, 04:40 AM   #3
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Old 9 December 2011, 04:57 AM   #4
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I will give it a try tomorrow night, wish me luck
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Old 9 December 2011, 05:04 AM   #5
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I will give it a try tomorrow night, wish me luck
Good luck! I'll try too
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Old 9 December 2011, 05:31 AM   #6
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Old 9 December 2011, 05:35 AM   #7
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Old 9 December 2011, 05:46 AM   #8
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I am going to have to use that one next time!
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Old 9 December 2011, 07:27 AM   #9
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Old 9 December 2011, 07:38 AM   #10
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I'm happy that you like the joke :) I will write more. All the jokes that I know are in spanish, maybe if I translate it they are not funny, but I'll try
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Old 9 December 2011, 08:32 AM   #11
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Old 9 December 2011, 09:13 AM   #12
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Old 9 December 2011, 09:16 AM   #13
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Old 9 December 2011, 09:40 AM   #14
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love it so using it next time im out
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Old 9 December 2011, 03:02 PM   #16
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Old 10 December 2011, 06:13 PM   #17
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I will give it a try tomorrow night, wish me luck
report back from the field.

It didnt work last night !!!!!!!!
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Old 11 December 2011, 06:02 PM   #18
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Brilliant !! :)
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Old 11 December 2011, 07:13 PM   #20
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I really like this one, one of my favorites jokes
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Old 11 December 2011, 07:28 PM   #21
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Old 13 December 2011, 02:57 PM   #23
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Today I will open a thread with a new joke :)
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I've tried it, it works.
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