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padi56 · 10 July 2005, 06:22 PM

A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
"Well, you see son, ahhh, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we set up a date via e-mail, to meet at a cyber café."
"It was love at first sight, and so unable to contain ourselves, we snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive."
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had remembered a firewall, and as it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, "You've got male."

JJ Irani · 11 July 2005, 04:35 AM

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FRIGGIN' JJ ARSE RIGHT OFFA MY PANTS!!!

That was a very good one, Peter. LOL!!

Rockrolex · 11 July 2005, 05:13 AM

Cute, Padi. Very up to date.

dman · 13 July 2005, 01:26 PM

LOL!! Well put together there!!

10 July 2005, 06:22 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,958	Modern Internet Love A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?" "Well, you see son, ahhh, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we set up a date via e-mail, to meet at a cyber café." "It was love at first sight, and so unable to contain ourselves, we snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive." "As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had remembered a firewall, and as it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, "You've got male." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder Last edited by padi56; 10 July 2005 at 06:24 PM..

11 July 2005, 04:35 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FRIGGIN' JJ ARSE RIGHT OFFA MY PANTS!!! That was a very good one, Peter. LOL!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 July 2005, 05:13 AM	#3
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SUBMARINER Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,904	Cute, Padi. Very up to date. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

13 July 2005, 01:26 PM	#4
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	LOL!! Well put together there!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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