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leethal21 · 6 January 2009, 09:39 AM

Hope everyone gets a good chuckle!!

Women think they already know everything, but evening training courses are now available for women, in the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

9. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

10. Introduction to Parking

11. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space

12. Cooking: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

13. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

14. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

15. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

16. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

17. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

18. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

19. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

;-)

ROLEX MAN · 6 January 2009, 11:07 AM

yeah love it!

Bisquitlips · 6 January 2009, 01:19 PM

MrCowboy99 · 6 January 2009, 02:05 PM

onkyo · 6 January 2009, 03:28 PM

JJ Irani · 6 January 2009, 04:39 PM

limbo · 6 January 2009, 06:33 PM

asadtiger · 6 January 2009, 07:32 PM

Lol...lol

xtra3cats · 6 January 2009, 09:45 PM

Yeah, good

Latrodectus · 7 January 2009, 01:08 PM

Rolexitis · 7 January 2009, 01:32 PM

I love 2, 4, and 6 !!!

TDH · 7 January 2009, 02:20 PM

swatty · 7 January 2009, 07:38 PM

:c lap:

They the funniest jokes are true to life

figbo · 8 January 2009, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolexitis

I love 2, 4, and 6 !!!

Those and #1 for me!! Gosh,woman,hush!

6 January 2009, 11:07 AM	#2
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6 January 2009, 09:39 AM	#1
leethal21 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Rick Location: Canada Watch: SD Posts: 232	Evening classes for women Hope everyone gets a good chuckle!! Women think they already know everything, but evening training courses are now available for women, in the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First 8. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 9. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 10. Introduction to Parking 11. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space 12. Cooking: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter 13. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 14. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 15. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 16. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have 17. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 18. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 19. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both ;-)

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