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great story... you are lucky you did not end up like John Bobbit..
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I'm Scottish but JEEZ mate you need a sound thrashing for that performance.
![]() ![]() ![]() Poor dog, you should be banned just for the nail trim. ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope the RSPCA read this. ![]() ![]() And if piercing the ears on an18 month old baby is not a criminal offence - then it should be. ![]() I waited until my daughter was 5. ![]()
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SUPERB!!!!
that GMT looks good though mate!!
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I need a haircut, Paul, can you do it?
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You wear that GMT well!
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Great story!
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Thats so funny Paul!!
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hilarious!
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Well done ! I can see why the wife is pleased . You and bandit will have matching hair do's now !
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not a bad job fella, worth every penny
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I cannot work out which is more stupid you doing this to a defenceless dog, thinking its funny, or the posters here agreeing with you that its funny
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that's the funniest sh*t i've read this year!! haha.
Great shot of the pepsi too!
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Thats the best story I have read in months!!!
still laughing. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pete
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Great story Paul
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Oh what tangled webs we weave , when we practice to deceive ! Sooooo much grief
to save $75 ! Did I read one time you were an officer of the law ? Are there laws to deal with Criminal Deception ? Somebody read him his rights ! Sooo bl***y Funny !! |
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You just keep that in mind later in life, Grasshopper!!!
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bwahahahaah!
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Sounds like the weekend at Bernies movie man LOL
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Dude....that's funny!
Pissed off, pregnant, and now has a dog that looks like a large, shaved rat.
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Paul,
This is one of the most AWESOME stories I have read in a while. Very cool dogs! Pregnant wife is the worst type of wife to make mad, and I know! hahaha man I feel for you brother, as a fellow man! Again cool dogs, tough situation, and best of luck on that 16660 ![]() |
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O.K. I sat down on the couch this morning and got a long lecture from my wife. I just sat there with a serious look on my face, as she recounted the events.
When she recalled the instuctions I knew where this was going. There's no winning this one. I just played dead as she circled the coffee table. I felt like a third grader in the principals office. Count one on the docket; "sneaking around" her directive to take the dog to have it's haircut. I plead Guilty. Count two; Embeselment of spousal funds for an unknown reason (She has no idea about the piggy bank, or the Seadweller plans) I plead guilty, but explained I planned to return the money once I had come up with the great idea. Count three; Carving the dog to look like a whippit. Guilty as hell! Count Four; Causing her undue stress while pregnant with twins. Guilty plea here too. Count five; Subjecting our child to getting earrings without consulting the 51% share holder first. Guilty Count 6; Not considering her to be present when getting her ears pierced. Guilty Count seven; being a sneaky, weasel, self conceded, cigar smoking, idiot that needs a handler for any unsupervised time. I played dead, and staired at the back door. Bandit was scratching at the door to come back in. It is getting cool at night, and it seems he needed fur a little longer, but I wouldn't know that because I don't think. I guess it was also a guilty plea. Sentence handed down by the spousal unit general issue 1 each. You will clean the entire house exactly as directed so the twins will have no clue of what happened, and I will correct this behavior before then because she is tired of it. I agreed, and got a kiss on the cheek. I slid out the door, and got into the car. I made my escape. I was expecting worse, but she did think some of it was funny. I never cracked a grin because I didn't know if she was baiting the conversation for a confirmation that I'm a smart A55. I think I'll take them out for ice cream tonight. I'm on serious probation right now, and need to play this right. I'd like to get my little hands on a chunk of that tax return for the piggy bank, and that's my next business venture. Seadweller......Here I come! |
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