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Kensk · 5 March 2024, 09:02 PM

What did the bald man say when he got a comb on his birthday?

Thanks very much, I'll never part with it.

Easy E · 15 March 2024, 02:33 AM

What has five toes and is not your foot?…..My foot.

Dr. Robert · 17 March 2024, 03:50 AM

Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn’t press your luck.

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AzPaul · 17 March 2024, 12:26 PM

Not a fan of Civil War jokes

They're General Lee not funny

Ten Ten & 32 · 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM

We were so poor when we were kids, one Christmas my Dad wrapped up an empty box & told me it was an Action Man deserter,,,,

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Ten Ten & 32 · 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clockmeister

Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.

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Ten Ten & 32 · 19 March 2024, 07:28 PM

What do you call a Gorilla with no ears?

Anything you want it can’t hear you!

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Marioso · 25 March 2024, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ted Shred

Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
Wife: No, you're not

Hahaha

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WYWATL · 28 March 2024, 01:22 AM

ouch hahaha

George.Costanza · 29 March 2024, 04:18 AM

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them.

Petroc Tremaine · 26 April 2024, 08:04 PM

My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.

I’d hate to get sucked into something like that.

Petroc Tremaine · 6 May 2024, 09:32 PM

I have an EpiPen.

My best friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

Dr. Robert · 9 May 2024, 01:47 PM

How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

“My fault”

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deeman54 · 15 May 2024, 09:14 PM

What happens with orions belt collides with the big dipper?

Star Wars

deeman54 · 15 May 2024, 09:14 PM

why are they called french fries when they are fried in grease. (greece)

Bazil · 31 May 2024, 07:43 AM

What do you call a Hippo with one leg ?

A Hoppo ….

RandallBoris · 3 June 2024, 04:18 AM

Best jokes I heard in a while.

Bazil · 3 June 2024, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandallBoris

Best jokes I heard in a while.

Senior Randall - currently in your fine country, Rio Grande …. 600km from Antarctica … and trust me it’s bloomin freezing ..

Kensk · 20 June 2024, 05:58 PM

My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with the chainsaw anymore.

Dr. Robert · 22 June 2024, 01:04 PM

What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All others are weekdays.

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AzPaul · 4 July 2024, 10:29 PM

What's the difference between an earth burger and a space burger?

One's a little meteor

Kensk · 14 July 2024, 03:46 AM

What do you call a cowardly chicken?

A chicken

Shmoopy · 24 July 2024, 03:36 AM

I know the forum has an English-only policy, but I think this one was too funny not to share. (What's the old saying about better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission lol)

"Donde vive Bruce Lee?"

"AYAAA!!!!"

Bazil · 14 August 2024, 11:21 AM

What brand of trainers (sneakers) do chickens wear ?

Ree-bok-bokbok …

Schmed · 14 August 2024, 11:36 AM

My boy asked if I'd tell him about the eclipse.

I said "No son".

DoricSpiker · 16 August 2024, 07:10 AM

Just found my wife’s Tinder profile online. I have had it with her lies. She is not fun to be around!

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TBS · 18 August 2024, 12:05 PM

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

AzPaul · 31 August 2024, 06:48 AM

A huge fight broke out at Red Lobster.

There were battered fish, everywhere.

Number3 · 1 September 2024, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoricSpiker

Just found my wife’s Tinder profile online. I have had it with her lies. She is not fun to be around!

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Funkle · 3 September 2024, 03:54 AM

I had a meeting with a microbiologist.

He was much larger than I expected

5 March 2024, 09:02 PM	#61
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