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Old 5 March 2024, 09:02 PM   #61
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb on his birthday?

Thanks very much, I'll never part with it.
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Old 15 March 2024, 02:33 AM   #62
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What has five toes and is not your foot?…..My foot.
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Old 17 March 2024, 03:50 AM   #63
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn’t press your luck.


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Old 17 March 2024, 12:26 PM   #64
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Not a fan of Civil War jokes

They're General Lee not funny
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Old 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM   #65
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We were so poor when we were kids, one Christmas my Dad wrapped up an empty box & told me it was an Action Man deserter,,,,


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Old 18 March 2024, 07:10 PM   #66
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Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.

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Old 19 March 2024, 07:28 PM   #67
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What do you call a Gorilla with no ears?

Anything you want it can’t hear you!


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Old 25 March 2024, 06:49 AM   #68
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Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
Wife: No, you're not

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Old 28 March 2024, 01:22 AM   #69
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Old 29 March 2024, 04:18 AM   #70
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them.
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Old 26 April 2024, 08:04 PM   #71
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My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.

I’d hate to get sucked into something like that.
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Old 6 May 2024, 09:32 PM   #72
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I have an EpiPen.

My best friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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Old 9 May 2024, 01:47 PM   #73
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How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

“My fault”


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Old 15 May 2024, 09:14 PM   #74
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What happens with orions belt collides with the big dipper?

Star Wars
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Old 15 May 2024, 09:14 PM   #75
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why are they called french fries when they are fried in grease. (greece)
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Old 31 May 2024, 07:43 AM   #76
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What do you call a Hippo with one leg ?


A Hoppo ….
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Old 3 June 2024, 04:18 AM   #77
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Best jokes I heard in a while.
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Old 3 June 2024, 07:34 AM   #78
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Best jokes I heard in a while.
Senior Randall - currently in your fine country, Rio Grande …. 600km from Antarctica … and trust me it’s bloomin freezing ..
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Old 20 June 2024, 05:58 PM   #79
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My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with the chainsaw anymore.
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Old 22 June 2024, 01:04 PM   #80
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All others are weekdays.


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Old 4 July 2024, 10:29 PM   #81
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What's the difference between an earth burger and a space burger?

One's a little meteor
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Old 14 July 2024, 03:46 AM   #82
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What do you call a cowardly chicken?

A chicken
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Old 24 July 2024, 03:36 AM   #83
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I know the forum has an English-only policy, but I think this one was too funny not to share. (What's the old saying about better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission lol)

"Donde vive Bruce Lee?"

"AYAAA!!!!"
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Old 14 August 2024, 11:21 AM   #84
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What brand of trainers (sneakers) do chickens wear ?

Ree-bok-bokbok …
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Old 14 August 2024, 11:36 AM   #85
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My boy asked if I'd tell him about the eclipse.

I said "No son".
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Just found my wife’s Tinder profile online. I have had it with her lies. She is not fun to be around!


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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.
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A huge fight broke out at Red Lobster.

There were battered fish, everywhere.
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Old 1 September 2024, 08:20 PM   #89
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I had a meeting with a microbiologist.

He was much larger than I expected
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