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NavalFlight · 31 March 2010, 06:02 AM

On my wrist!

WatchnRoll · 31 March 2010, 06:07 AM

Funny thread....

How about we all list our address as well?

bewithabob · 31 March 2010, 06:21 AM

All my watches are stored in a milk carton full of water, that is clearly labeled, "CHICKEN FAT", and stored between the Girl Scout Cookies, and the pork chops on the top shelf of the walk in- freezer. The main garage entry is at the back of the house, not the one you pass at the servant's entrance at the back of the compound. Just pull in through the main gate, go past the tennis court and guest cottages on the left and pool on the right. Take the drive entry to the main garage which will be on your left. Park on the main level in the empty space between the Maybach and the DB-S. DO NOT take the elevator down to the second level. This area is under construction. Behind the motorcycles you will see on the far right, there are double doors leading to my gym. Walk through the gym, past the indoor pool and look for a walk-in freezer which is at the back of the massage room. DO NOT OPEN THE FREEZER DOOR ON THE RIGHT. The freezer on the left contains the carton labeled "CHICKEN FAT". It is probably frozen solid, but don't let that slow you down. With a little defrosting when you get home, everything should be fine. Help yourself to the pork chops and girl scout cookies as well, but please don't touch the dog food, which we keep stored on the bottom shelf beside all this for our very sweet and friendly dobermans Julie and Jason and our pit bulls Haley and Susie, who also have free access to our property through all the doggie doors you have seen when entering the compound. Just say the secret code "Lets Eat!" and they will happily lick your face off if you can get close enough to put your hand on the freezer door. Oh by the way, when the instant alarm goes off, just give the guards the secret pass phrase, which is "yes, I know my rights". Oh, and don't be alarmed by the cameras which record every movement on the perimeter of our property and inside the house and garage. As we will probably be gone for the next 4-5 days, and the house will be left vacant for all that time... if you like, I can also leave the gun safe open, in case you need weapons....that is located upstairs in my study behind the false wall. To operate the wall, just press the red button on the alarm control panel located in any room, and the false wall will open automatically. Oh, and did I mention the floor sensors? You probaby won't notice those, but these infra-red sensors are located about 5 inches above the floor at the entry of each room. As the dogs drag you around the house, they can show you where these are located in case you need help. If you meet our security guards, please give them your full name, politely lay down on the ground when they ask and they will show you to the guest quarters....

Prince · 31 March 2010, 06:22 AM

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you!

Rags · 31 March 2010, 06:35 AM

I have a buddy Mr.Glock with his 16 friends that do a nice job watching over things...

Mailman2650 · 31 March 2010, 07:43 AM

That's Classified, on a "need to know basis"

Casey VP-26 · 31 March 2010, 09:55 AM

ACCE 1991. I believe you are trying to trick us, you did not draw the rear door exit for a quick getaway, was this intentional?

InVision · 31 March 2010, 10:04 AM

right next to my rottweiler.... ;-)

johnww · 31 March 2010, 10:07 AM

Wow, some interesting responses! Nonetheless, I'm super glad I found this forum, everyone is super nice and we all have a common interest: ROLEX!!!
This forum was what really helped pushed me to buy my 1st Rolex. I learned so much on here.

Bisquitlips · 31 March 2010, 10:07 AM

I will never tell!

Never!!

Good try though!

kingblackbolt · 31 March 2010, 10:34 AM

Either on my wrist or in my line of sight...

GMTcrazy · 31 March 2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InVision

right next to my rottweiler.... ;-)

Oh so they would be easy to take... good to know

GT

mukulm · 31 March 2010, 09:01 PM

I keep mine in this, with the rest of my make believe collection.

AndyT · 31 March 2010, 10:18 PM

As I only have one Rolex - so far - it's on the bedside table while I sleep, and on my wrist when I'm awake.

icnbne · 31 March 2010, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyT

As I only have one Rolex - so far - it's on the bedside table while I sleep, and on my wrist when I'm awake.

you and I have the same sleeping habit

PhilM · 31 March 2010, 11:42 PM

I don't own any watches

Esexx · 31 March 2010, 11:47 PM

Between my left and right cheeks!

Sorry, I'm exhausted. Need coffee stat!!!

ErikXIV · 1 April 2010, 12:07 AM

Still dont have my SD but when I do, it will sit on my wrist! Box, cert etc in my gun safe!

Ed Rooney · 1 April 2010, 12:45 AM

There are a lot of hiding places for small things in a typical 4br house. A safe just says SOMETHING VALUABLE IN HERE. A thief will look in MBR and office....maybe closets briefly. Everyone has boxes and tubs of stuff that they store seasonally. Just roll it up in some socks and stick it in a box in the attic.

PA6-541 · 1 April 2010, 01:04 PM

I keep my extra watches in the terrarium next to the Gaboon Viper. I have also stolen all the antivenin at my local hospitals.

mpkRolex · 1 April 2010, 01:45 PM

I just leave it in the box and write "it is fake" on it

dmc · 1 April 2010, 03:02 PM

I don't keep mine at home.

I leave them at work.

31 March 2010, 06:07 AM	#62
WatchnRoll "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 538	Funny thread.... How about we all list our address as well? __________________ Navitimer 01 on Black Leather Strap

31 March 2010, 06:21 AM	#63
bewithabob "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Bob Location: Dallas, Texas Watch: Daytona Meteorite Posts: 3,417	All my watches are stored in a milk carton full of water, that is clearly labeled, "CHICKEN FAT", and stored between the Girl Scout Cookies, and the pork chops on the top shelf of the walk in- freezer. The main garage entry is at the back of the house, not the one you pass at the servant's entrance at the back of the compound. Just pull in through the main gate, go past the tennis court and guest cottages on the left and pool on the right. Take the drive entry to the main garage which will be on your left. Park on the main level in the empty space between the Maybach and the DB-S. DO NOT take the elevator down to the second level. This area is under construction. Behind the motorcycles you will see on the far right, there are double doors leading to my gym. Walk through the gym, past the indoor pool and look for a walk-in freezer which is at the back of the massage room. DO NOT OPEN THE FREEZER DOOR ON THE RIGHT. The freezer on the left contains the carton labeled "CHICKEN FAT". It is probably frozen solid, but don't let that slow you down. With a little defrosting when you get home, everything should be fine. Help yourself to the pork chops and girl scout cookies as well, but please don't touch the dog food, which we keep stored on the bottom shelf beside all this for our very sweet and friendly dobermans Julie and Jason and our pit bulls Haley and Susie, who also have free access to our property through all the doggie doors you have seen when entering the compound. Just say the secret code "Lets Eat!" and they will happily lick your face off if you can get close enough to put your hand on the freezer door. Oh by the way, when the instant alarm goes off, just give the guards the secret pass phrase, which is "yes, I know my rights". Oh, and don't be alarmed by the cameras which record every movement on the perimeter of our property and inside the house and garage. As we will probably be gone for the next 4-5 days, and the house will be left vacant for all that time... if you like, I can also leave the gun safe open, in case you need weapons....that is located upstairs in my study behind the false wall. To operate the wall, just press the red button on the alarm control panel located in any room, and the false wall will open automatically. Oh, and did I mention the floor sensors? You probaby won't notice those, but these infra-red sensors are located about 5 inches above the floor at the entry of each room. As the dogs drag you around the house, they can show you where these are located in case you need help. If you meet our security guards, please give them your full name, politely lay down on the ground when they ask and they will show you to the guest quarters.... __________________ meteor flying to Earth onto my wrist... 116509 Daytona Meteorite, 116520 Daytona Black, 116710 GMTIIC, 16013 DATEJUST, CARTIER SANTOS 100 W20090X8, IWC Big Pilot, IWC Top Gun "Everything works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out, it's not the end." Last edited by bewithabob; 31 March 2010 at 07:45 AM.. Reason: more story to add

31 March 2010, 06:22 AM	#64
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

31 March 2010, 06:35 AM	#65
Rags 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Chuck Location: SW Florida Watch: 16233,16610,214270 Posts: 11,195	I have a buddy Mr.Glock with his 16 friends that do a nice job watching over things... __________________ 16233 Y Serial Datejust 16610 Z Serial Submariner 214270 Explorer *114300 Oyster Perpetual* *76200 Tudor Date+Day*

31 March 2010, 10:07 AM	#70
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,520	I will never tell! Never!! Good try though! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

31 March 2010, 06:02 AM	#61
NavalFlight "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Las Vegas, NV Watch: GMT Master II Posts: 138	On my wrist!

31 March 2010, 07:43 AM	#66
Mailman2650 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Gary Marsh Location: Georgia Watch: Rolex GMTIIc Posts: 64	That's Classified, on a "need to know basis"

31 March 2010, 09:55 AM	#67
Casey VP-26 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: America Posts: 2,709	ACCE 1991. I believe you are trying to trick us, you did not draw the rear door exit for a quick getaway, was this intentional?

31 March 2010, 10:04 AM	#68
InVision Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Mike Location: Destin, FL USA Watch: Outerspace DayDate Posts: 2,662	right next to my rottweiler.... ;-)

31 March 2010, 10:07 AM	#69
johnww Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: la Posts: 17	Wow, some interesting responses! Nonetheless, I'm super glad I found this forum, everyone is super nice and we all have a common interest: ROLEX!!! This forum was what really helped pushed me to buy my 1st Rolex. I learned so much on here.

31 March 2010, 10:34 AM	#71
kingblackbolt "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Ren Location: Toronto On Canada Posts: 1,886	Either on my wrist or in my line of sight... __________________ “Hail to the king, baby" Ash (Army of Darkness 1992)

31 March 2010, 10:18 PM	#74
AndyT "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: Andy Location: Birmingham, UK Watch: SS GMT IIc Posts: 62	As I only have one Rolex - so far - it's on the bedside table while I sleep, and on my wrist when I'm awake.

31 March 2010, 11:42 PM	#76
PhilM "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Phil Location: London Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 1,765	I don't own any watches

31 March 2010, 11:47 PM	#77
Esexx "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Dean Location: Redondo Beach, CA Watch: ing TRF All Day Posts: 2,105	Between my left and right cheeks! Sorry, I'm exhausted. Need coffee stat!!! __________________ Member Number 34171 "Remember: No matter where you go... there you are." Buckroo Banzai _________________________________________

1 April 2010, 12:07 AM	#78
ErikXIV "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Erik Location: Sweden Watch: Rolex, Candino Posts: 168	Still dont have my SD but when I do, it will sit on my wrist! Box, cert etc in my gun safe!

1 April 2010, 12:45 AM	#79
Ed Rooney "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Annapolis, MD Watch: Sea-Dweller 16600 Posts: 5,081	There are a lot of hiding places for small things in a typical 4br house. A safe just says SOMETHING VALUABLE IN HERE. A thief will look in MBR and office....maybe closets briefly. Everyone has boxes and tubs of stuff that they store seasonally. Just roll it up in some socks and stick it in a box in the attic.

1 April 2010, 01:04 PM	#80
PA6-541 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 25	I keep my extra watches in the terrarium next to the Gaboon Viper. I have also stolen all the antivenin at my local hospitals.

1 April 2010, 01:45 PM	#81
mpkRolex 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Boston USA Watch: Pepsi & Starbucks Posts: 1,895	I just leave it in the box and write "it is fake" on it __________________ Rest in peace JJ! http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...light=JJ+irani "Rolex is highly addictive. Please shop responsibly"

1 April 2010, 03:02 PM	#82
dmc "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Don Location: SE USA Watch: Rolex GMTIIC Posts: 392	I don't keep mine at home. I leave them at work. __________________ R.I.P. JJ Rolex GMTIIC M Rolex GMTIIC V TRF Rolex 16610 M Rolex 116610 G Omega SMP Live Free Or Die

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