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JUSTROLEXES · 23 February 2010, 12:21 PM

I am sorry Paul you had to hear it...
Just for the story you should win a rolex watch...
what a man go though to get a Rolex watch...

ParisDakarBmw · 23 February 2010, 12:41 PM

This gets better! Hold on to your seats!

I"m Busted!

My sweet wife sat down at the computer this morning after I left for work. I had left the TRF window open to my thread. She read the entire thing.........................

She wanted everyone to know she isn't a "Rabid bear" or anything else negative. I was being "Rash" and failed to point out my own faults. I was told to explain that I am a complete moron, and so on, and so forth.....

Where's JJ with some kind words?

Jenn, if your reading, You'll never find my piggy bank!

Esexx · 23 February 2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebreatherDiver

USE YOUR VERBAL JUDO!

LOL, verbal judo...I think I had a class in it one time!

Safetrends · 23 February 2010, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

This gets better! Hold on to your seats!

I"m Busted!

My sweet wife sat down at the computer this morning after I left for work. I had left the TRF window open to my thread. She read the entire thing.........................

She wanted everyone to know she isn't a "Rabid bear" or anything else negative. I was being "Rash" and failed to point out my own faults. I was told to explain that I am a complete moron, and so on, and so forth.....

Where's JJ with some kind words?

Jenn, if your reading, You'll never find my piggy bank!

You need a place to stay tonight, tomorrow, next week, next month........

Lol-x · 23 February 2010, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

I didn't know it was a sacred event between Mother and doughter. She is pretty livid over the entire weekend.

I had no idea she would "split a nuetron" twice in one day.

Thank god I go to work tomorrow!

Man, all I can say is, your wife must be very tolerant

, because most other guys would be typing their post of these events from a motel room...asking if anyone has a room to rent!

ParisDakarBmw · 23 February 2010, 12:52 PM

No Joke!

SHHHHHH.........

Big Brother is watching...

GerardoG · 23 February 2010, 12:53 PM

Uh oh.......you are in DEEEEEEEEP trouble my friend!

Safetrends · 23 February 2010, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

No Joke!

SHHHHHH.........

Big rabid bear is watching...

ParisDakarBmw · 23 February 2010, 01:03 PM

Melanie likes my Pepsi, and were just hangin out here on TRF. Good times! New earrings and all

520Matt · 23 February 2010, 01:08 PM

The best part was when you plead guilty, very funny!

Lol-x · 23 February 2010, 01:16 PM

You're on a roll dude, what next....all good things come in 3's

I can't believe you didn't know about that ear piercing thing, man you got some work to get out of that predicament.

TurboWatch · 23 February 2010, 01:28 PM

You're a funny guy Paul. Thanks for staying around.

Skullring · 23 February 2010, 02:24 PM

Great story Paul. Good job pleading guilty it short circuits the wife's mind and gives you time to think of plan B.

Good luck on that triple 6

Safetrends · 23 February 2010, 02:44 PM

Paul I just wanted to make sure all knives, guns, batons, weapons of mass destruction are put in a safe to protect you from you wife. Good thing is she works at the hospital and she knows the quickest route.

BTW: I know Tiger was cheating on his wife with other women, however I do not want you to end up looking like Tiger for hiding money.

sparksgmt · 23 February 2010, 03:59 PM

this post is really funny

omg · 23 February 2010, 04:03 PM

LOL...Great story, Thanks for sharing!

Well, my golden rule is keeping the wife happy so she won't ask about my hobby :)

chrislkb · 23 February 2010, 05:17 PM

Awww man... She is gorgeous and sweet... Top it up with a GMT, thats even cooler! You are blessed Paul!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

Melanie likes my Pepsi, and were just hangin out here on TRF. Good times! New earrings and all

chrislkb · 23 February 2010, 05:20 PM

Wow, I can see a scriptwriter's dream here for a blockbuster movie or skit comedies... With tons of potential sequels & massive seasons!!!!

Paul, have you ever thought moving down to Hollywood or something for a career change?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

This gets better! Hold on to your seats!

I"m Busted!

My sweet wife sat down at the computer this morning after I left for work. I had left the TRF window open to my thread. She read the entire thing.........................

She wanted everyone to know she isn't a "Rabid bear" or anything else negative. I was being "Rash" and failed to point out my own faults. I was told to explain that I am a complete moron, and so on, and so forth.....

Where's JJ with some kind words?

Jenn, if your reading, You'll never find my piggy bank!

Psmith · 23 February 2010, 09:15 PM

Now I remember...

"Man up and tell her to make you a sandwich"

Cheers

Rock · 23 February 2010, 10:17 PM

Paul,
Love your "Never give in" attitude.
You are a credit to your gender.
Next time it all seems too difficult I will just recall this story.
You are my new hero. (Sorry Spiderman)

Howie · 23 February 2010, 11:23 PM

A dremel is the best way to trim the nails without risk of cutting into the quick. As for the hair... well not sure what he looked like prior to the trim, but I don't think it's too bad - maybe you can brush it out?

Evan614 · 24 February 2010, 01:40 AM

Well even though he pleaded guilty and sentencing has carried given out.

You are here by given a TFR Pardon.

ParisDakarBmw · 24 February 2010, 02:09 AM

Murphy' Law
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong

Once again! I'm watching things closely for any issues. Covering my tracks if you will.

Last night after I took the pictures of Melanie, I brushed her tooth, and put her in the crib. She was crying, and pitching her normal evening tantrum. I proceeded to do a couple loads of laundry, and check my TRF regularly. I was getting ready to go to bed myself. Now My sweet wife was at work last evening, and I'm watching the baby until 0700hrs when we pass the torch. She comes home from work, and I leave for work. The baby is still asleep.

Keep in mind, I'm in the freakin dog house, and can't do anything right (or have just been cought doing the normal).

I was turning the lights off in the kitchen, and heard a rattle from the other side of the house. I figured it was a stack of disk in the computer room, or something. I heard a bumping from the front again. I went over to the dog crates, and all 3 dogs were snoring, and farting in their crates as usual. Sound asleep.

Then I heard the door to the baby room being pulled back and forth. The door handle was also being juggled, and a frustrated yell from the little midget monkey britches herself.

Melanie had climbed out of the crib! Jusus...Had I gone to sleep, and just heard her complaining on the monitor, both of us would have gone to sleep. I would have woken up, and gone to work, leaving everything to my wife. That was close.

Could you immagine all of my screw ups this weekend, and then my sweet loving best friend greatest woman to grace the earth spousel unit general issue 1 each had come home, and checked in on the baby, and BAM! The baby is asleep on the floor in a giant pile of emptied baby wipes, and empty drawers!

This would be a disaster! Much like finding your 18 year old son passed out in a pile of beer cans, this was the todler equivelant. She would have torn the room apart looking for a hidden toy, or opened every pack of clean diapers, taken her clothes off, and passed out from a party in her little world.

And then my wife would revert back to me passing her this morning with a quick kiss, and answering "everything's fine! She slept good lastnight" when she ask how Melanie was doing. I stroll out to the car, and as I back from the driveway she finds this.

Close call, but I discovered it just in time! I sat in her room, and watched her escape from her confines. Her little pajamas should be striped like an inmate. Just short of filing the bars loose on the crib, she was getting out.

I just got over the time where I put her to bed in her little zip up pajamas, and forgot to put a diaper on her. Let's just say I missed one step in the bedtime routine, and now I'm on probation again. I'm walking on eggshells over here!

goduke1 · 24 February 2010, 02:34 AM

I agree with another post on this..this should be a sitcom. You can't make this stuff up! LOL!!!

J72 · 24 February 2010, 02:53 AM

The wife will eventually forgive you. watch out for your Bandit dog though he might get you back! :)

Safetrends · 24 February 2010, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

Murphy' Law
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong

Once again! I'm watching things closely for any issues. Covering my tracks if you will.

Last night after I took the pictures of Melanie, I brushed her tooth, and put her in the crib. She was crying, and pitching her normal evening tantrum. I proceeded to do a couple loads of laundry, and check my TRF regularly. I was getting ready to go to bed myself. Now My sweet wife was at work last evening, and I'm watching the baby until 0700hrs when we pass the torch. She comes home from work, and I leave for work. The baby is still asleep.

Keep in mind, I'm in the freakin dog house, and can't do anything right (or have just been cought doing the normal).

I was turning the lights off in the kitchen, and heard a rattle from the other side of the house. I figured it was a stack of disk in the computer room, or something. I heard a bumping from the front again. I went over to the dog crates, and all 3 dogs were snoring, and farting in their crates as usual. Sound asleep.

Then I heard the door to the baby room being pulled back and forth. The door handle was also being juggled, and a frustrated yell from the little midget monkey britches herself.

Melanie had climbed out of the crib! Jusus...Had I gone to sleep, and just heard her complaining on the monitor, both of us would have gone to sleep. I would have woken up, and gone to work, leaving everything to my wife. That was close.

Could you immagine all of my screw ups this weekend, and then my sweet loving best friend greatest woman to grace the earth spousel unit general issue 1 each had come home, and checked in on the baby, and BAM! The baby is asleep on the floor in a giant pile of emptied baby wipes, and empty drawers!

This would be a disaster! Much like finding your 18 year old son passed out in a pile of beer cans, this was the todler equivelant. She would have torn the room apart looking for a hidden toy, or opened every pack of clean diapers, taken her clothes off, and passed out from a party in her little world.

And then my wife would revert back to me passing her this morning with a quick kiss, and answering "everything's fine! She slept good lastnight" when she ask how Melanie was doing. I stroll out to the car, and as I back from the driveway she finds this.

Close call, but I discovered it just in time! I sat in her room, and watched her escape from her confines. Her little pajamas should be striped like an inmate. Just short of filing the bars loose on the crib, she was getting out.

I just got over the time where I put her to bed in her little zip up pajamas, and forgot to put a diaper on her. Let's just say I missed one step in the bedtime routine, and now I'm on probation again. I'm walking on eggshells over here!

I have to tell you she has ESP all women do when married. My wife caught me putting money away for another project watch and the only relief I have is I have my own room to hide in. She is a great wife.

ParisDakarBmw · 24 February 2010, 03:35 AM

We really do get along well. I just push it sometimes. I spend all my mess up tokens at one time. She is a really good person, and let's me do most of the things I want. She's getting ready to pop twins out in August, so everything is focused on babies, and getting everything ready.

Me on the other hand have a limited amount of time. I have to get everything finished before the twins. If I don't have a Seadweller purchased before then, it may be a few years before that happens. It's really funny to me, and I just have to share. I have a great family, and wouldn't trade it for anything.

I really have dug myself into a hole. It will all be water under the bridge in a few days. (If I don't add to the list of messups) I've been rolling laughing myself, but of course my wife wasn't standing next to me either.

wulu · 24 February 2010, 03:52 AM

LOL...Great Story...LOL

rfknauss · 24 February 2010, 04:57 AM

Paul, you certainly lead an exciting life! Love the pics of Melanie .... she is a real cutie!

ParisDakarBmw · 24 February 2010, 04:58 AM

Thanks! She's my little buddy! As long as I give her "Good Cookies" I can do no wrong!

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23 February 2010, 02:44 PM	#104
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	Paul I just wanted to make sure all knives, guns, batons, weapons of mass destruction are put in a safe to protect you from you wife. Good thing is she works at the hospital and she knows the quickest route. BTW: I know Tiger was cheating on his wife with other women, however I do not want you to end up looking like Tiger for hiding money. Attached Images

23 February 2010, 12:41 PM	#92
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	This gets better! Hold on to your seats! I"m Busted! My sweet wife sat down at the computer this morning after I left for work. I had left the TRF window open to my thread. She read the entire thing......................... She wanted everyone to know she isn't a "Rabid bear" or anything else negative. I was being "Rash" and failed to point out my own faults. I was told to explain that I am a complete moron, and so on, and so forth..... Where's JJ with some kind words? Jenn, if your reading, You'll never find my piggy bank!

23 February 2010, 12:52 PM	#96
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	No Joke! SHHHHHH......... Big Brother is watching...

23 February 2010, 12:53 PM	#97
GerardoG Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Gerardo Location: Here Watch: ALL of them Posts: 32,098	Uh oh.......you are in DEEEEEEEEP trouble my friend!

23 February 2010, 01:08 PM	#100
520Matt "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: Matt Location: Tucson, AZ Watch: SD, LV,GMT II Pep Posts: 2,781	The best part was when you plead guilty, very funny!

23 February 2010, 02:24 PM	#103
Skullring Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Phillip Location: Alabama Watch: Triple 6 SD Posts: 1,720	Great story Paul. Good job pleading guilty it short circuits the wife's mind and gives you time to think of plan B. Good luck on that triple 6

23 February 2010, 03:59 PM	#105
sparksgmt "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Watch: GMT Posts: 189	this post is really funny

23 February 2010, 04:03 PM	#106
omg Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Tommy Location: US Posts: 260	LOL...Great story, Thanks for sharing! Well, my golden rule is keeping the wife happy so she won't ask about my hobby :)

23 February 2010, 09:15 PM	#109
Psmith "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Clive Location: Exoplanet Watch: spring-driven Posts: 38,855	Now I remember... "Man up and tell her to make you a sandwich" Cheers __________________

23 February 2010, 10:17 PM	#110
Rock "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Rocky Location: Australia Watch: Grail:Bluesy Posts: 18,119	Paul, Love your "Never give in" attitude. You are a credit to your gender. Next time it all seems too difficult I will just recall this story. You are my new hero. (Sorry Spiderman)

23 February 2010, 11:23 PM	#111
Howie "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York Posts: 1,048	A dremel is the best way to trim the nails without risk of cutting into the quick. As for the hair... well not sure what he looked like prior to the trim, but I don't think it's too bad - maybe you can brush it out?

24 February 2010, 01:40 AM	#112
Evan614 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckeye Nation Watch: out 4 Panerai bug Posts: 414	Well even though he pleaded guilty and sentencing has carried given out. You are here by given a TFR Pardon.

24 February 2010, 02:09 AM	#113
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	Murphy' Law Anything that can go wrong will go wrong Once again! I'm watching things closely for any issues. Covering my tracks if you will. Last night after I took the pictures of Melanie, I brushed her tooth, and put her in the crib. She was crying, and pitching her normal evening tantrum. I proceeded to do a couple loads of laundry, and check my TRF regularly. I was getting ready to go to bed myself. Now My sweet wife was at work last evening, and I'm watching the baby until 0700hrs when we pass the torch. She comes home from work, and I leave for work. The baby is still asleep. Keep in mind, I'm in the freakin dog house, and can't do anything right (or have just been cought doing the normal). I was turning the lights off in the kitchen, and heard a rattle from the other side of the house. I figured it was a stack of disk in the computer room, or something. I heard a bumping from the front again. I went over to the dog crates, and all 3 dogs were snoring, and farting in their crates as usual. Sound asleep. Then I heard the door to the baby room being pulled back and forth. The door handle was also being juggled, and a frustrated yell from the little midget monkey britches herself. Melanie had climbed out of the crib! Jusus...Had I gone to sleep, and just heard her complaining on the monitor, both of us would have gone to sleep. I would have woken up, and gone to work, leaving everything to my wife. That was close. Could you immagine all of my screw ups this weekend, and then my sweet loving best friend greatest woman to grace the earth spousel unit general issue 1 each had come home, and checked in on the baby, and BAM! The baby is asleep on the floor in a giant pile of emptied baby wipes, and empty drawers! This would be a disaster! Much like finding your 18 year old son passed out in a pile of beer cans, this was the todler equivelant. She would have torn the room apart looking for a hidden toy, or opened every pack of clean diapers, taken her clothes off, and passed out from a party in her little world. And then my wife would revert back to me passing her this morning with a quick kiss, and answering "everything's fine! She slept good lastnight" when she ask how Melanie was doing. I stroll out to the car, and as I back from the driveway she finds this. Close call, but I discovered it just in time! I sat in her room, and watched her escape from her confines. Her little pajamas should be striped like an inmate. Just short of filing the bars loose on the crib, she was getting out. I just got over the time where I put her to bed in her little zip up pajamas, and forgot to put a diaper on her. Let's just say I missed one step in the bedtime routine, and now I'm on probation again. I'm walking on eggshells over here!

24 February 2010, 02:34 AM	#114
goduke1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Chris Location: North Carolina Watch: 72' Rolex Air King Posts: 421	I agree with another post on this..this should be a sitcom. You can't make this stuff up! LOL!!! __________________ Rolex Air-King 5500 Omega Seamaster Pro 300

24 February 2010, 02:53 AM	#115
J72 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Jason G Location: Bayarea, Cali Watch: Gmt Master ll C Posts: 62	The wife will eventually forgive you. watch out for your Bandit dog though he might get you back! :)

24 February 2010, 03:35 AM	#117
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	We really do get along well. I just push it sometimes. I spend all my mess up tokens at one time. She is a really good person, and let's me do most of the things I want. She's getting ready to pop twins out in August, so everything is focused on babies, and getting everything ready. Me on the other hand have a limited amount of time. I have to get everything finished before the twins. If I don't have a Seadweller purchased before then, it may be a few years before that happens. It's really funny to me, and I just have to share. I have a great family, and wouldn't trade it for anything. I really have dug myself into a hole. It will all be water under the bridge in a few days. (If I don't add to the list of messups) I've been rolling laughing myself, but of course my wife wasn't standing next to me either.

24 February 2010, 03:52 AM	#118
wulu "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: canada Posts: 118	LOL...Great Story...LOL __________________ Rolex Daytona Z 116509, Day-Date, Deepsea Tudor Heritage Black Dial AP ROO Panda JLC Master Compressor Diver Chrono

24 February 2010, 04:57 AM	#119
rfknauss 2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Richard Location: Macungie, PA Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub Posts: 14,500	Paul, you certainly lead an exciting life! Love the pics of Melanie .... she is a real cutie! __________________ *"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"* TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron

24 February 2010, 04:58 AM	#120
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	Thanks! She's my little buddy! As long as I give her "Good Cookies" I can do no wrong!

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