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28 July 2005, 05:57 PM
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It's Called Golf.
One for Darren.
 In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilised society, it is called golf. The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players! Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practise constantly ... or start cheating. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice ... once before swinging, and once again, after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticise or laugh. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken. Click picture to play.
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29 July 2005, 12:02 AM
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LMAO!! Very funny mate!!
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29 July 2005, 12:18 AM
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Glad you liked that one Darren.
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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29 July 2005, 05:14 AM
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Quite appropriate for a certain Hawaiian we all know.....and love! LOL!
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29 July 2005, 11:40 AM
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ROFL!! But one thing I'm definately a amateur and I don't adress the ball twice.
Tyler
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