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idk01 · 14 July 2009, 02:34 AM

Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a
parent's hand?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the
drive before it has stopped snowing.

"There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it."
- Chinese Proverb.

Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

I asked Mum if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have
paid for me.

Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort
to teach them good manners.

Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your
presence.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.

Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step
of blaming my parents.

We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago ... but somehow they
still get in.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mum?

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some
of the time, but you can never fool a Mum.

I love to give homemade gifts ...which one of my kids do you want?

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new
school clothes.

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk
and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of
their time each day.

limbo · 14 July 2009, 05:10 AM

Good ones.

coddger · 14 July 2009, 05:21 AM

sexner · 14 July 2009, 05:49 AM

Very good Dave!!

Lion · 14 July 2009, 08:08 PM

Very good!!!

Desperado · 14 July 2009, 08:41 PM

Really Amazing :)

SubmarinerMan · 14 July 2009, 09:43 PM

Very good, Dave!

JJ Irani · 15 July 2009, 03:50 AM

14 July 2009, 02:34 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Children. Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing. "There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it." - Chinese Proverb. Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young. I asked Mum if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your presence. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents. We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago ... but somehow they still get in. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mum? Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mum. I love to give homemade gifts ...which one of my kids do you want? A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

14 July 2009, 05:21 AM	#3
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14 July 2009, 05:49 AM	#4
sexner "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: 4Q Location: Nowhere near you Watch: 169622, 124060 Posts: 2,014	Very good Dave!! __________________ One should endeavor to do what is right not what is established.

14 July 2009, 08:08 PM	#5
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14 July 2009, 09:43 PM	#7
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14 July 2009, 05:10 AM	#2
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14 July 2009, 08:41 PM	#6
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