The sex therapist

[idk01]

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.

"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems", Linda told her
friend. "That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking
of going to a sex therapist", said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd
be too embarrassed!", responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please
tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. "So how did
the sex therapy work out, Linda?", Mary asked. "Things couldn't be better!",
Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor
said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery
store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told
us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other.
Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his
tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life
is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the
same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor
called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do
for you," he said. "But doctor," Mary complained, "you did so much good for
Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! "Well, OK," the
doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store
and buy a bag of apples and a box of cheesels..."

[JJ Irani]

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[Rebel]

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[Mrdi]

Cheesels?

like Cheerios?

[marshallr47]

[idk01]

Originally Posted by Mrdi

Cheesels?

like Cheerios?

Apologies, here are some I prepared earlier :-)

[Watchdog]

[SubmarinerMan]

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[rik byatt]

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[swatty]

[Lion]

Very good!!!