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Old 23 July 2009, 03:46 AM   #1
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Hillbilly Sex

A hillbilly was screwing his sister. She giggled. He asked her what was so funny?

She says, "You screw like dad."

He said, "I know, mom told me the same thing."
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Old 23 July 2009, 03:48 AM   #2
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Old 23 July 2009, 04:20 AM   #3
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Old 23 July 2009, 09:14 AM   #7
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Old 23 July 2009, 11:39 AM   #9
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Old 23 July 2009, 12:46 PM   #10
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Old 23 July 2009, 01:19 PM   #11
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Old 23 July 2009, 01:53 PM   #12
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Well since we are talking about Hillbillies....

What do Hillbillies do on Halloween?


They pump-kin
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Old 23 July 2009, 01:56 PM   #13
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Why do you keep on talking about JJ!! Don't they call people from New Zealand Hillbillies!!


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