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mtrunner · 13 February 2011, 01:26 AM

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare.

The man wakes him and asks if he is ok.

The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.

The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.

His son is having another nightmare.

The man again wakes his son and asks if he is ok.

This time the son says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died.

The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.

His son is having another nightmare, and the man wakes him again.

The son says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.

The father assures the son that he is ok and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.

The next day, the man is scared for his life, he is sure is going to die.

After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision.

He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning.

He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed.

He jumps at every noise and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife.

"Good God, Dear," he says, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"

She responds,

"You think YOUR day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

Route 66 · 13 February 2011, 04:05 AM

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Lion · 1 March 2011, 12:35 AM

Very funny!!!

13 February 2011, 01:26 AM	#1
mtrunner 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Gary Location: Bozeman, MT Watch: 126508 Paul Newman Posts: 7,827	Premonition A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare. The man wakes him and asks if he is ok. The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare. The man again wakes his son and asks if he is ok. This time the son says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare, and the man wakes him again. The son says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is ok and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life, he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he says, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!" She responds, "You think YOUR day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

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