Lexiphiles

[Dr. Robert]

To write with a broken pencil is pointless

When fish are in school they sometimes take debate

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months

When the smog lifts in Los Angleles, U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground

The batteries were given out free of charge

A dentist & a manicurist married. They fought tooth & nail

A will is a dead giveaway

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner

You are stuck w/ your debt if you can't budge it

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under

A boiled egg is hard to beat

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall

Police were called to a day care ctr. where a 3 year old was resisting a rest

Did you hear the one about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory

A bicycle can't stand alone; if it's two tired

In a democracy it's your vote that counts, in feudalism it's your count that votes

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered

He had a photogenic memory which was fully never developed

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye

Acupuncture: a jab well done

[FeelingTheBlues]

These are some great jokes for "those uncles" at Christmas parties!

[mitchy]

[B. Doggy]

Hardy har har..

[Art 1]

[mtrunner]

[Chipmunk]