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Iron Dealer 1 · 13 December 2011, 01:20 AM

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.
The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection,
each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.
The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.
The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.
The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.
The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.
The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.
The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.
The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.
The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman
The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation.
The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'

mitchy · 13 December 2011, 01:40 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 13 December 2011, 01:40 AM

I'm not sure if I should say "IBTL" or not...

Art 1 · 13 December 2011, 05:26 AM

TSW · 13 December 2011, 05:34 AM

kenhiraihnl · 13 December 2011, 05:50 AM

bgriz · 13 December 2011, 02:16 PM

swatty · 13 December 2011, 07:31 PM

Andad · 13 December 2011, 07:48 PM

I thought it was true right up to the bit where a Scotsman was going to drink champane

A Scotsman couldn't even spell it.

MonBK · 13 December 2011, 07:51 PM

:)

STEELINOX · 14 December 2011, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Dealer 1

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.
The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection,
each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.
The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.
The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.
The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.
The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.
The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.
The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.
The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.
The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman
The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation.
The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'

I'd be the Scotsman

Lisa · 14 December 2011, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I thought it was true right up to the bit where a Scotsman was going to drink champane

A Scotsman couldn't even spell it.

Eddie, are you Scottish?

blue · 16 December 2011, 06:38 AM

77T · 17 December 2011, 12:12 AM

Equal ribbing for all

eric23 · 17 December 2011, 02:20 AM

mtrunner · 17 December 2011, 05:19 AM

zhiunit · 18 December 2011, 08:57 PM

there is nothign wrong with eating the fly......=(

ammyrodrics · 20 December 2011, 07:41 PM

OMG this was best one!

Andad · 20 December 2011, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Eddie, are you Scottish?

Lisa.

Being Scottish is the only thing that saves me.

1675-David · 20 December 2011, 11:13 PM

SWIMPRUF · 21 December 2011, 03:42 AM

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