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8 September 2024, 08:17 PM
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Blonde?
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things: First - The bartender is a blonde girl. Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter, and Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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8 September 2024, 09:37 PM
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Funny.
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8 September 2024, 10:43 PM
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9 September 2024, 01:49 AM
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9 September 2024, 03:50 AM
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Zing!
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9 September 2024, 08:37 AM
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9 September 2024, 08:58 AM
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Bazzinga …
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9 September 2024, 10:16 AM
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Wait, my wife doesn't get it
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10 September 2024, 08:13 AM
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Good one.
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11 September 2024, 03:38 AM
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Haha
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12 September 2024, 07:47 AM
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12 September 2024, 11:08 PM
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My wife (a silver fox), is wondering what the blonde joke, was?
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