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Old 20 March 2021, 02:27 AM   #1
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Accident and where not to have one!

Operator 911; What's your emergency?

Man; A guy here has just been hit by a car, he's in a bad state and needs an ambulance.

Operator; OK, what's your location?

Man; I'm on Eucalyptus Street.

Operator; Can you spell that please?

Man; - long silent pause.

Operator; Sir, are you still there?

Man; Yeah. I'm gonna drag him over to Pine Street and call from there.
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Old 20 March 2021, 06:04 AM   #2
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Old 20 March 2021, 06:25 AM   #3
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Old 20 March 2021, 09:02 AM   #4
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Old 20 March 2021, 11:01 AM   #5
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