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Best dad jokes
Post best dad jokes here i will start
I went to a bee keeper and asked for 12 bees. He gave me 13. I said sir you gave me one extra. He said that’s a free bee. |
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A Vick’s Vaporub truck crashed during rush hour this morning. Despite blocking multiple lanes, there was no congestion.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender |
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What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They are both ParisSites |
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I showed my wife this thread …. She simply gave me an eye roll
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What do you call a cow with no legs?.......Ground Beef! hahahahaha!
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What do you call a dinosaur that has gone blind?
Idonthinkhesaurus |
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Wife kept complaining I was horrible with directions. So I packed my bags and right.
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Bump!
It's a nice collection you have there ![]() Sent from my vivo Y55A using Tapatalk |
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels |
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There was a kidnapping at my son's school.
The teacher woke him up.
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If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
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What is a pirate's favorite letter? (Pause for everyone to say "RRRRRRRRRRRR")
Said in my best pirate voice "AAAAARRRRRRR, you'd think that, but it's actually C" |
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When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
… … When the punchline becomes apparent |
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Bono and Edge walk into a bar
The bartender says, "Not U2 again"
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These are all so good thanks for posting i use them all
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When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft.
I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there. |
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When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
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What do you call a frozen grape? A chilled vine!
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A man rushed to see his doctor and, in a panic, exclaimed "Doc! As you can see I shrunk to 3'6" overnight. Please help!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Don't worry, you'll just have to be a little patient."
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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