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SMLE Mk3 · 1 May 2015, 06:40 AM

Boxing day last year I was playing a four ball and the other three players were moaning how much it had cost them to get a pass out from their wives for the morning.
The first said it had cost him a large diamond ring as a peace offering to his wife.
The second said that is nothing I have had to send my wife and her mother on a world cruise. What's more the way I am playing I should have gone with them.
The third golfer said you both got off very light. A world cruise, a diamond ring that is nothing to what I have had agree to. The mother in law moving in with us, a week shopping in New York, a nice new Audi TT for the wife and a whole wardrobe of new clothes for the both of them.

By this time I was roaring with Laughter.

What is a matter with you they asked in unison.

I shook my head and said, diamond rings, new cars, world cruisers.

Well what did it cost you they asked-Nothing was my reply-Absolutely nothing.

I said when I woke up I gave her a big wet kiss and said today is a good day for golf and sex. She replied-"It's cold out there don't forget your pullover!"

watchwatcher · 1 May 2015, 07:45 AM

Good one.

Hairdude1 · 1 May 2015, 08:45 AM

Funny

Psmith · 1 May 2015, 06:37 PM

MonBK · 1 May 2015, 06:46 PM

Last week he said: It's a good day for intercourse or golfcourse.

Andad · 1 May 2015, 06:48 PM

Bangel · 1 May 2015, 06:50 PM

jeffc · 2 May 2015, 03:31 AM

cop414 · 2 May 2015, 06:23 AM

1 May 2015, 06:40 AM	#1
SMLE Mk3 "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: England Posts: 12	An excuse to get out to play Golf Boxing day last year I was playing a four ball and the other three players were moaning how much it had cost them to get a pass out from their wives for the morning. The first said it had cost him a large diamond ring as a peace offering to his wife. The second said that is nothing I have had to send my wife and her mother on a world cruise. What's more the way I am playing I should have gone with them. The third golfer said you both got off very light. A world cruise, a diamond ring that is nothing to what I have had agree to. The mother in law moving in with us, a week shopping in New York, a nice new Audi TT for the wife and a whole wardrobe of new clothes for the both of them. By this time I was roaring with Laughter. What is a matter with you they asked in unison. I shook my head and said, diamond rings, new cars, world cruisers. Well what did it cost you they asked-Nothing was my reply-Absolutely nothing. I said when I woke up I gave her a big wet kiss and said today is a good day for golf and sex. She replied-"It's cold out there don't forget your pullover!"

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