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padi56 · 8 June 2012, 10:47 PM

Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an Elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot dog biscuit diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

dalip · 8 June 2012, 10:53 PM

Puffy · 8 June 2012, 10:55 PM

hahahaha this had me in tears on a conference call!!!!

now being forced to copy and forward it on

FeelingTheBlues · 9 June 2012, 12:09 AM

This one is such a classic!

kxux · 9 June 2012, 12:12 AM

This is great. Tell me it's a real story.

Lmbeauleap · 9 June 2012, 12:30 AM

DCgator · 9 June 2012, 01:14 AM

Classic Padi!

HAGW....

Rsvrider · 9 June 2012, 01:16 AM

Dr. Robert · 9 June 2012, 02:01 AM

cedargrove · 9 June 2012, 03:23 AM

That is good.

11618 · 9 June 2012, 03:58 AM

rotfl

Darlinboy · 9 June 2012, 04:37 AM

mjclark32 · 9 June 2012, 04:54 AM

Hahahaha

TSW · 9 June 2012, 05:08 AM

Hazelnut · 9 June 2012, 05:22 AM

That is hilarious!

BH13GMT · 9 June 2012, 05:47 AM

Corking gag!

bewithabob · 9 June 2012, 06:53 AM

ok, but but is the Irish Setter OK?

MoBe · 9 June 2012, 12:21 PM

Rockrolex · 9 June 2012, 12:27 PM

I shared the story with Arleen. We laughed so hard we were nearly crying. I almost couldn't get to the last line from ROTFLMAO.

swatty · 9 June 2012, 06:35 PM

Sarajevo · 10 June 2012, 09:05 AM

Great joke that stands the test of time.

byeedo · 11 June 2012, 02:45 AM

mitchy · 12 June 2012, 01:55 AM

77T · 16 June 2012, 02:45 PM

somatic · 17 June 2012, 02:02 AM

Lol

8 June 2012, 10:47 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,003	Banned from Sainsbury's Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an Elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot dog biscuit diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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9 June 2012, 12:09 AM	#4
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9 June 2012, 12:12 AM	#5
kxux 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Real Name: Jan Location: PA Watch: GMT II Posts: 1,110	This is great. Tell me it's a real story.

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9 June 2012, 01:14 AM	#7
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9 June 2012, 02:01 AM	#9
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9 June 2012, 03:23 AM	#10
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9 June 2012, 03:58 AM	#11
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9 June 2012, 04:54 AM	#13
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9 June 2012, 05:22 AM	#15
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9 June 2012, 05:47 AM	#16
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9 June 2012, 12:27 PM	#19
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,933	I shared the story with Arleen. We laughed so hard we were nearly crying. I almost couldn't get to the last line from ROTFLMAO. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

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10 June 2012, 09:05 AM	#21
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