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Old 18 November 2020, 04:03 AM   #1
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Confucius
CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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Old 18 November 2020, 04:44 AM   #2
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That was excellent
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Old 18 November 2020, 04:52 AM   #3
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But did he say - Man go to bed at night with itchy arse, wake up In morning with smelly finger?
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Old 18 November 2020, 07:22 AM   #4
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Wonderful!
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Old 18 November 2020, 10:01 AM   #5
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Old 18 November 2020, 10:46 AM   #6
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Swell stuff
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Old 18 November 2020, 11:20 AM   #7
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Old 18 November 2020, 03:04 PM   #8
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Old 18 November 2020, 10:23 PM   #9
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Old 19 November 2020, 01:01 AM   #10
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Old 19 November 2020, 04:14 AM   #11
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Haha, excellent maxims.
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Old 19 November 2020, 04:13 PM   #12
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It's all about health, happiness & family. The rest are just necessary inconveniences we have to deal with.
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Old 19 November 2020, 09:02 PM   #13
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Great! :D
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Old 20 November 2020, 03:10 AM   #14
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Your the best man, nice mix up. True ��
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Old 21 November 2020, 02:55 AM   #15
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Old 21 November 2020, 04:26 AM   #16
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Old 21 November 2020, 05:28 AM   #17
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Old 23 November 2020, 09:25 AM   #18
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Love these.. . . . if only I can remember them, and let them "slip out" at the right time!
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Old 27 November 2020, 05:01 AM   #19
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Old 27 November 2020, 05:09 AM   #20
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Old 27 November 2020, 08:33 AM   #21
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Old 27 November 2020, 08:48 AM   #22
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Old 28 December 2020, 12:19 AM   #23
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Woman who fly plane upside down, has crack up!
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Old 28 December 2020, 03:58 AM   #24
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Confucius say: "Man with watch always know time. Man with two watches never quite sure."
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Old 28 December 2020, 06:37 PM   #25
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Old 29 December 2020, 01:30 AM   #26
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Old 1 January 2021, 12:30 PM   #27
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Old 3 January 2021, 10:49 AM   #28
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Old 4 January 2021, 08:34 PM   #29
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Man whose nose runs and feet smell is built upside down.
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Old 10 January 2021, 05:49 PM   #30
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Some good ones there!
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