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3 July 2009, 06:28 AM
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Heaven balloons
Sorry if you have heard this one before.
My little girl came into the bathroom one day and asked my wife, "What are those things ?" whilst pointing at my wife's breasts. "Oh !" said my wife, "Erm, er, they are my heaven balloons. When I die, they will fill up with air, and I will float off to heaven." My daughter accepted the explanation, and thought nothing further of it. A couple of weeks later, my wife unexpectedly came home from work early instead of going to the gym. "Oh thank heavens you have come home just in time, mummy," said the sobbing little girl. "Why ? Whatever is the matter ?" said my wife. "The nanny is dying mummy, and you must come quickly !" she cries. "What !!!" shrieks my wife, panicking. "Yes, daddy is in the kitchen blowing up the nanny's heaven balloons, whilst she is screaming "Oh God! I think I'm coming !" |
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3 July 2009, 07:36 AM
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3 July 2009, 06:01 PM
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3 July 2009, 10:55 PM
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5 July 2009, 05:28 AM
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Very funny!!!
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5 July 2009, 02:16 PM
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30 July 2024, 06:50 PM
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my opinions
That’s a classic one! It’s hilarious how the innocent explanation about heaven balloons[/URL]” led to such a comical misunderstanding. It’s always funny how kids interpret things in the most literal way. Thanks for sharing the laugh!
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31 July 2024, 08:32 AM
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31 July 2024, 08:03 PM
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15 years old and it hasn’t got any better!
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2 August 2024, 07:16 PM
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Lolol!
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14 August 2024, 02:38 AM
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11 September 2024, 03:41 AM
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Lol that’s great
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