Yeah....I guess in comparison to the booze and pills life, Joe's is pretty mundane, eh? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Redneck bikini wax?:rofl:

I have a dear friend who now lives in Australia. Her other half was married and had 3 kids before she took the plunge and started living her life the way she was meant to. The ex husband is closely involved in the kids' lives still, and the kids ...who are all quite grown now....are perfectly fine with having 2 moms! :hat:

No need to hide the dead fish information. I used a hair remover on my upper lip when I was in high school. Nothing like fish smell right under the old nostrils.

Have you seen them wax those poor guys' backs on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!? OWCH! Not worth it. I'd rather be furry. OH! I think I get it, Nancy. Is that what the duct tape is for?

NTTAWWT was from Seinfeld. Carolina had to explain it to me.
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That. What's TAWWT?

None of this stuff is my husband's. I don't touch that! I'm not sure if it's radioactive or full of lead or what. Besides, he's very possessive of his things so I don't bother with them. It's all old toys and old kid clothes that I can't decide to keep for play or donate.

Geez, I get up to go stir noodles and get way left behind....

Carolina! You here? How are you doing!

Ya know I was gonna, but I think I'll leave this one alone :dummy: :chuckle: :chuckle:

Nah, fire away as your comments are priceless.:cheers::thumbsup::bartmoon:

OK :thumbsup: As far as the girls are concerned I was thinking more along the lines of menage a trios :read: :smokin: :thumbsup:

As usual I am the only one attending the party so far!:dummy::rofl: Hey, wait a minute....me and my two hands....better shut up for I really make a fool of myself.:cheers:

Oh, don't worry, Joe. They're ready when you are.


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WHAT THE HELL........I just wanted to pop in and see what's going on and I see this??????!!!!!!


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Wuss. :hat:

Heck Joe...you were doing that when I joined this forum in January! :cheers::dummy:

I have done better. I have done worse. Now what?:rofl:

Well...of course you were....you're a GUY right? :rofl::rofl::dummy:

Yep......chopping stuff for tacos and the same thing is happening here. :rofl:

I know it is hard to imagine, but I have been making a fool of myself a lot longer than "January!". Hey, good to joke with you and after this Thursday I will have a lot more time on my hands. Thanks for the laughs and good spirits.:cheers:

Actually Lisa.....I was kinda thinkin' of his mouth. :agree:

Ok. Here we go. I see where this is going. And of course, I am more than happy to jump in and, hopefully, hold onto my membership!:rofl:

:agree: :agree: :clap: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I've got about 4 of those really big Tupperware storage bins that have been here since we moved into this house 8 years ago. I can't even remember what's in them, but I'm guessing it's not that important or I would have needed it by now. I'm bound and determined to go through that stuff soon and do the same thing.....save, give away or toss! I've been working on drawers and closets for a couple of months now and have actually made some headway. I keep telling myself.......what if......(hey, there's no guarantees in life) something happened to both of us and someone else had to go through all our stuff??? Man...no matter how much of a good impression you make in life...it's the stuff you leave behind thats make people wonder! :dummy:

The absolute ONE thing I do NOT want to think about is YOU in a Speedo, Joe. :dummy::dummy::rofl::rofl:

I got to tell you; the man is pithy. The women dig it.:cheers: Before I die, I have go to learn that trait.:rofl::thumbsup:

This reminds me. When my grandmother passed away we had to clean out her house. My aunt lived with her until she was well in her mid 40's. Guess what I found in my aunt's bedroom. Yep, a few issues of Playgirl :banghead:

She's married now and I was going to ask her if shelost something but my sister advised me not to. :chuckle:

Leather thong maybe?:rofl::dummy::rofl:

Kurt, you just never know what you'll find here!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.....I damn near fell out of my chair! :chuckle: It was like one of those trick videos where you are supposed to stare at the screen and then.........BOO! :rofl: :rofl:

I think you've been hit too many times by A-paw-llo creed :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: yeah, but he comes in handy when i go out in my speedo, cowboy hat and boots!:read:

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