padi56 |
22 February 2006 04:26 AM |
Village Pub.
The men from the local village pub were known to visit Big Breasted Blind Bertha after closing time for a goodnight bit of "nebbing", and often queued for the pleasure of her services. She had however, a reputation for enormous sexual appetite and was not easily satisfied.
One night, they decided to play a little joke on the blind lady, and placed the farmers donkey in the eager midnight queue.
As the last of the queue departed from their nocturnal activities, she threw open the upstairs window of her cottage, and bellowed down the lane." By the way..you can tell the one with the fur coat he can come back for seconds anytime!!!"
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