I met an older woman at a bar last night . . .
 

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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Haha..:)

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Lol :)


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Hysterical....

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Funny! My guess is the guy was super happy to hear that and run upstairs as fast as he could! :chuckle:

I think I may have met the same women ,and what a night it was too ...

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This is one to tell the boys...lol

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Wow what a night that would surely be :chuckle:

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Thats funny

Oh my goodness......:smokin:

hahahaha

damn not what I was expecting

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lmao, thats gross

I had a good laugh....Thanks for sharing buddy!

Got a good laugh out of that one. Thanks.

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Gets better like fine wine.

:chuckle: got me laughing again

Haha.....:twit::thumbsup:

LOL :lol:

Lol

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I've never been good at delivering a joke. Congrats if you can do it!

I heard this one about ten years ago ... although as I get older, I notice jokes sound "fresh" after just a year or 18 months ... :chuckle:

Double jerky night. :naughty: