| damoyorkie |
17 July 2009 08:35 AM |
A woman has an operation
A lady who has very large labia, goes to her doctor for a consultation, as she is very self-conscious about them.
The doctor winces as she takes down her pants. "Yes," he says, " those are the biggest lips I have ever seen, and you do need the operation."
He books her in quite quickly, explains the procedures, and introduces her to the consultant surgeon, the pre-eminent expert in the (admittedly) specialised field, who would be wielding the knife, and doing the reduction.
She is operated on later than day, and everything is a huge success.
She comes round from the general anaesthetic, to find the doctor stood at the bottom of the bed next to a vase containing three beautiful roses. She quickly checks downstairs and is delighted with the lovely new trim looking lips.
She turns to the doctor and thanks him for all he has done. Slightly puzzled she asks him if the roses are for her.
"Oh yes," says the doc. "I got you a rose, because I was so proud of your courage to have the operation, and the surgeon was really impressed with how you behaved when under the knife."
"That's lovely," she replied," but who is the third one from ?"
"Oh !" says the doc." That's from Mr Herbert in Ward 4 who says thank you for the new ears...."
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