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Originally Posted by BNA/LION
I'm stuck at home in California and realizing if I don't get out how am I gonna get abducted?
I pretty sure I am being tracked from previous abductions as I was "chipped", probed and forced (kind of) to have relations with several Hot Alien Girls. Hopefully I can get out soon to reunite with them! [emoji89][emoji1635][emoji7]
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Don't worry, they'll beam you up straight from your bed into theirs.
That's how they do it now
Don't ask me how I know
PS : Rumor has it there's some more probing involved nowadays.
Seems that aliens, too, have become anal about sanitation.