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True story that I think is funny though you all may not.
When my wife was pregnant we attended a childbirth class. There were about 6 or 7 other couples and a couple of nurses telling us what to expect etc. They showed us how to hold a baby and made us change diapers on dolls.
At about noon the nurse told us we would watch a video and then break for lunch. She proceeded to show us the child birth video of a woman who looked like a horse and had really bad teeth She was sweating and moaning and then we saw the close up shots of her in labor. I started giggling and my wife was giving me the "WTF" look. All I could think was:
"Who's ready for lunch?"
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I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man
Floating down canal
It doesn't use numbers or moving hands
It always just says "now"
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong
And if I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
J. Buffett
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