January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...instructions wrong...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4½ days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
