If you don't know GOD, don't make
stupid remarks!!!!!!
a United States Marine was attending
some college
courses between assignments. He had
completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the
courses had a professor
Who was an avowed atheist, and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor
shocked the class when he came in.
he looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop.
Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
him;
Knocking him off the platform. The professor was out
cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently.
The
other students were shocked and stunned, and sat
there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually
came through,noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did
you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too
busy today protecting
American soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot. So He sent me.'
The
classroom erupted in cheers!
