After stopping to pick up some bread and milk for the family I finally get home.
I kiss the kids and ask the wife
"where's the box?", she says
"what box?" I say
"don't toy with me woman!", she then waves her hand towards a FEDEX box just lying on the floor. I pick it up, put it under my arm, retreat to the study and lock the door behind me.
Disclaimer: Events and dialogue may not have transpired as described and most probably been exaggerated for dramatization purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, has most probably been done on purpose.
