View Single Post
Old 18 June 2006, 12:53 AM   #1
Goodwatch
"TRF" Member
 
Goodwatch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Real Name: Frans ®
Location: Rotterdam
Watch: the sunrise...
Posts: 10,230
Lawyer and the Pope

St. Peter greeted two newcomers at the Pearly Gates. One was the Pope, the other was a lawyer. He ushered the Pope to a small cottage and settled him in to his austere quarters; then he led the lawyer to a huge, luxurious mansion.

"I don't understand," the lawyer puzzled. "That man was a Pope, and you gave him a shack. And yet, you're letting me live in this luxurious, huge mansion. Why?"

"Sir," said St. Peter. "We've had lots and lots of popes here. But, you, sir, are our very FIRST lawyer."
__________________
Member# 127
Goodwatch is offline   Reply With Quote