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Iron Dealer 1 · 9 January 2010, 12:45 AM

The economy is so bad that:

-I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

-I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

-CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

-If the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

-Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

-McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

-Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

-A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

-Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

-The Mafia is laying off judges.

-Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

-Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

-And, finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

Numismatist · 9 January 2010, 02:18 AM

HA HA! Love it!

Lion · 9 January 2010, 06:18 AM

Very good!!!

figbo · 9 January 2010, 06:19 AM

Prince · 9 January 2010, 06:20 AM

And my personal favorite: The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

JJ Irani · 9 January 2010, 06:20 AM

swatty · 9 January 2010, 08:15 AM

:r ofl:

idk01 · 9 January 2010, 09:42 AM

Brilliant, all Brilliant!!!!!!!!

lavaman · 9 January 2010, 05:24 PM

it would be funny if it wasnt also true...

yikes!

9 January 2010, 12:45 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	The Economy is so bad... The economy is so bad that: -I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. -I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" -CEO's are now playing miniature golf. -If the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. -Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. -McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. -Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. -A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. -Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. -The Mafia is laying off judges. -Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. -Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! -And, finally I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck! __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

9 January 2010, 02:18 AM	#2
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9 January 2010, 06:18 AM	#3
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9 January 2010, 06:19 AM	#4
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9 January 2010, 06:20 AM	#5
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	And my personal favorite: The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

9 January 2010, 06:20 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

9 January 2010, 08:15 AM	#7
swatty 2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,416	:r ofl:

9 January 2010, 09:42 AM	#8
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Brilliant, all Brilliant!!!!!!!! __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

9 January 2010, 05:24 PM	#9
lavaman Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The Airport Watch: what happens next Posts: 1,942	it would be funny if it wasnt also true... yikes!

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