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5 November 2005, 09:54 PM
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Forest Whorehouse.
A rabbit walks into a whore-house one day looking to get laid and he walks up to the pimp and starts talking:
Rabbit: I need to get laid wright now.I have not had sex for 5 weeks now and I'm burning out..Rabbit: What do you have for me? Pimp: Take it easy little rabbit ... I have just the thing you need! - Have you ever tried it with a bear? Rabbit: Ohhh I do not want her...... I have tried her 2 months ago and it was awful - Come on give me something better! What else do you have? Pimp: OK little rabbit - have you ever tried it with a fox? Rabbit: Blaaah....... I had her about 5,6 weeks ago and that's why I stopped having sex........ Come on - give me something better or I am moving to your competition across the road Pimp: OK little rabbit - chill out.. I have a perfect thing for you - Have you ever tried it with a snake? Rabbit: Hmmmmmmmmmm (rubbing his chin repeatedly)... That sounds interesting... OK - TAKE ME TO HER So the pimp walks him upstairs and into the room. When the pimp opened the door, the rabbit saw a huge Boa (about 4.5 meters long) Boa looks at the rabbit and starts thinking: "The pimp must have sent me a snack for the afternoon" So, she opens her mouth and swallows the rabbit, but while swallowing she starts thinking: "Oh, shit - what if the rabbit is a customer - the pimp will beat the daylights out of me...... better for me to spit him out and ask him" So she spits the rabbit out and rabbit just gently wipes the saliva off himself and turns around toward the snake and said: "LISTEN TO ME YOU BITCH - NEXT TIME YOU DO A BLOW JOB - DO NOT OPEN YOUR FU#KI#G MOUTH SO MUCH".
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6 November 2005, 02:51 AM
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7 November 2005, 05:49 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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